The Choicer Above Meh!

[Reinna Astarel]

^While the Choicer above me brought binoculars and rented a nearby house to watch said lap dance through the window. x]  

[Asexual-Slut~Enya]

^The choicer above me then prodded the choicer above her to let her have a turn with the binoculars.  

[October Cross]

^ And this all occured as the choiser above me streaked down the block for a bet of cookies and cheap wine.  

[petit_diable]

^which the choicer above me gave him for more cheap lap dancing.  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

^But the Choicer above me advocated and advertised their "cheap services" over Monster.com.  

[Asexual-Slut~Enya]

^The choicer above me only discovered this after an hour of porn-surfing on the web.  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

^Which the Choicer above me was paying me to make prints of.  

[Reinna Astarel]

^While the Choicer above me riffled through the prints, approved, and made copies for herself.  

[Asexual-Slut~Enya]

^The choicer above me then stole the prints and gave them to kindergarden students in exchange for their milk money.  

[petit_diable]

^ The choicer above me then took the milk money to buy a playboy magazine.  

[S. Shark]

The choicer above me was IN that Playboy magazine.  

[Half Baked SF]

The choicer above me was ALSO in that magazine making out with the choicer above HER.  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

^....Who was lapdancing the choicer above me.  

[Half Baked SF]

The choicer above me's just jealous blaugh  

[Asexual-Slut~Enya]

^The choicer above me promptly invited to vouch for her at Playboy manor.