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You might be a redneck if...
  You think the 'Battle of the Buldge' is the argument between your wife and your mother-in-law.
  You go to a party...and the punch bowl flushes.
  You have more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
  You select this option because you want gold or to answer a poll.
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Vampire_Preistess_kiki

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:17 pm
yea well at lest you could think of something. smiles and kinda blushing


hang on im getting something....?


you might be a redneck if you think that your mamas phone was ringing and it was really your butt farting  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:21 pm
I have to admit it, I kind suck for these jokes o.o;
 

Rea Bugs
Crew


Vampire_Preistess_kiki

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:24 pm
no you don't...if any one sucks at thim it's me at lest you can pick new one every time some i said before because i can't think of any...

some just come to me and some don't rolleyes sweatdrop xd  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:26 pm
Neh, yours are good every time that you think of one ^^;
Mines are pretty lame –laughs-
 

Rea Bugs
Crew


Vampire_Preistess_kiki

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:28 pm
ok lets just say we are both in the same boat. some are good and some are not... 4laugh rofl  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:32 pm
That's fair enough for me 3nodding
 

Rea Bugs
Crew


Vampire_Preistess_kiki

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:35 pm
ok cool but it's fun so lets keep doing it  
PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:54 am
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOU WAS GOING TO A MERRAGE AND YOU MERRY YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SHE ENDED UP BEING A GUY.

I NOW PERNOWNS YOU GAY AND GAY!!!!  

Vampire_Preistess_kiki


haloshatterer
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:04 am
these are too good lol rofl  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:22 pm
^^ All good Jokes ^^ rofl  

BigJammer
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Vampire_Preistess_kiki

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:43 pm
thank you it's from me and rea! appreshate the complements rofl xd  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:19 pm
demon_cat_kiki
thank you it's from me and rea! appreshate the complements rofl xd

your very welcome  

BigJammer
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The Only SmOkey

PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:17 pm
BigJammer
that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.


rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:39 pm
you might be a redneck if some one said go say the pleg to the flag and you pleged your girlfriends bra!!!  

Vampire_Preistess_kiki


Vampire_Preistess_kiki

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:16 pm
you might be a redneck if* you thought every thing you ate that was brown was chacolate!!!!....It ended up being crap!!  
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