Five word story

[Orias13]

The best outfit I've ever  

[my~pet~Nathaniel]

seen in my life. All  

[sailor Z]

of his/her rolls jiggled and  

[Orias13]

and jiggled when he/she tried  

[sailor Z]

to stifle the jiggling, a  

[Orias13]

boy can not wear it  

[sailor Z]

but a transvestite can. Stealthily,  

[VOMiTxromancex]

he slipped on the legwarmers  

[sidplusnancy]

and found a wolvine in  

[sailor Z]

a dimly lit gay bar.  

[Orias13]

As he approached from behind  

[sailor Z]

the mob of men in  

[Bluegenius]

the pit stared and drooled.  

[sailor Z]

He stood awkwardly in the  

[animefreaknva]

light of the lantern, and