Things a Naruto Character Would Never Say

[Naerin]

Itachi:"I love my brother."

Sasuke:"I love my brother"

Orochimaru:"Kabuto, my future lies within.....HARUNO SAKURA!!! The most skillful genin ever!!!."

Jiraiya:"Girls are icky."

Naruto:"I don't want to be Hokage anymore."

The Third:"This damn village sucks, I'm moving to Hawaii."

Akamaru:"Meow."

Gai:"I do not bleach my teeth."
Kakashi:"Then why do you have a bottle of bleach behind your back?"
Gai:"I just bought it for Lee-kun."
Kakashi:"Then why does it have your name on it?"
Gai:"Uh.....Look over there"
Kakashi:*looks*
Gai:*runs away really fast*"Darn that Kakashi has found me out."  

[Anime476Lover]

Naerin

Itachi:"I love my brother."

Sasuke:"I love my brother"

Orochimaru:"Kabuto, my future lies within.....HARUNO SAKURA!!! The most skillful genin ever!!!."

Jiraiya:"Girls are icky."

Naruto:"I don't want to be Hokage anymore."

The Third:"This damn village sucks, I'm moving to Hawaii."

Akamaru:"Meow."

Gai:"I do not bleach my teeth."
Kakashi:"Then why do you have a bottle of bleach behind your back?"
Gai:"I just bought it for Lee-kun."
Kakashi:"Then why does it have your name on it?"
Gai:"Uh.....Look over there"
Kakashi:*looks*
Gai:*runs away really fast*"Darn that Kakashi has found me out."

HAHAHAHA  

[SaiyAnthony]

Gaara:Let's go play in the sand box!  

[SaiyAnthony]

Kakashi:Where are Naruto and Sasuke?!?! They're late!!  

[Remembrancer Hex]

Sakura: where are my team mates...now Kakashi i can understand but this!!!!????  

[Teaku]

sariane

this is by far
the funniest thread
i've ever read [ha that rhymes]
in my life.


Kakashi: ::throws down make-out paradise:: ahhg! i'm sick of this book! ::picks up Popular Science magazine::

Sasuke: uhn.. sakura?
Sakura: *giddy as hell* ye..yes sasuke-kun?
Sasuke:.. uhn... iwannagoshopping! can we go shopping sakura? PLEASE!
Sakura: eek
Sasuke: i'm determined to find a pink forehead-protector.
Sakura: ...f... for who?
Sasuke: .. wha.. for ME, ya silly-pants! i wanna impress naruto.. whee
Sakura: *dies*

torn half of me loves it and is laughing so hard that my brother wants to commit me the other half hiding in a small corner of my mind is screaming no at the top of my lungs  

[Tenshinchigi]

Teaku

sariane

this is by far
the funniest thread
i've ever read [ha that rhymes]
in my life.


Kakashi: ::throws down make-out paradise:: ahhg! i'm sick of this book! ::picks up Popular Science magazine::

Sasuke: uhn.. sakura?
Sakura: *giddy as hell* ye..yes sasuke-kun?
Sasuke:.. uhn... iwannagoshopping! can we go shopping sakura? PLEASE!
Sakura: eek
Sasuke: i'm determined to find a pink forehead-protector.
Sakura: ...f... for who?
Sasuke: .. wha.. for ME, ya silly-pants! i wanna impress naruto.. whee
Sakura: *dies*

torn half of me loves it and is laughing so hard that my brother wants to commit me the other half hiding in a small corner of my mind is screaming no at the top of my lungs

Me too...  

[Menzeeto]

Sasuke: "Sakura, you're not annoying."  

[Anime476Lover]

hahaha, funny lines  

[Mouse Girl]

Chouji: I'm not hungry ^_^  

[anime_merrick]

Shikamaru: "Hey guys, let's do something for a change!"

Neiji: "I'm such a loser. crying "

Shino: "I'm actually very talkative at home."

Kiba: *belly grumbles* stare *stares at Akamaru* "I hear young puppies are really tasty compared to adults."

Hinata: "Naruto-san...take me!!! heart "  

[fjht]

naruto:i give up!!!!! aghhhhhh  

[Mouse Girl]

anime_merrick

Shikamaru: "Hey guys, let's do something for a change!"

Neiji: "I'm such a loser. crying "

Shino: "I'm actually very talkative at home."

Kiba: *belly grumbles* stare *stares at Akamaru* "I hear young puppies are really tasty compared to adults."

Hinata: "Naruto-san...take me!!! heart "

LMAO that is great!!  

[Takeshi Shindo]

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[Fumoffu]

Lolol those are good ones.. ^^