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 Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:05 pm
Now I have a reason to go on a homicidal rampage.
You have final exams tomorrow and you've been falling asleep in all of your classes and your absolutely going to fail and be held back an entire year...
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:43 pm
At least now you know which teachers to avoid.
You've gotten high off Smarties and you drove into your own house.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:14 pm
At least now you know a cheap high>
Your car was stolen and used in a bank robbery.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:00 pm
YAY! Now you get to be on the national news.
You find out that every single leader of the known world has died out because of a war with Satan, and now you have to lead the ENTIRE EARTH. eek
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:01 pm
At least I don't have to take orders from my parents anymore.
Your house burned down.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:01 am
Now your parents won't nag you about burning the pancakes.
Your favorite band died off.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:56 am
...so now you can find a new favorite. Woo hoo!
You dropped your toast peanut butter side down...and you don't have any more.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:08 pm
It's a good thing that there's a ten second rule, lol.
You wake up next to Mel Gibson.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:43 pm
Now you'll get pregnant and have child support... from Mel Gibson.
You refuse to use the restroom, so your bladder explodes.
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:28 pm
My case is so rare that I get to travel around the country and make thousands of dollars talking about the importance of using the restroom when nature calls!
Your spinal cord breaks. You'll never be able to move anything below your head again.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:04 am
Heh, now my baths practically take themselves!
You're forced to make a decision on whether to go out with someone or not, and you're not sure. Saying yes may not be good for you, but saying no DEFINITELY won't be good for them. Oh and you have a conscience.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:58 am
Now you have a reason to 'disappear' to the North Pole. [And help out Santa for this upcoming Christmas!] Lol.
You threw away your mortgage papers and don't have any copies.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:59 pm
I didn't really like that old house anyway.
You best friend hits you with aquarter in the eye. Now you're blind in that eye.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:26 pm
Awesome. I've always wanted to sue her for all that money she had anyway.
All your teeth fall out and you are unable to get dentures. You have to eat liquid foods for the rest of your life.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:36 am
At least i'll loose some weight...
You just got fired
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