Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nospai Deathous]

To blow hundreds of thousands of credits on Gaia slots.  

[Missing00]

to get a better dental plan for the stormies than what sauron has for his orks. (fans of ledgendary frog will get this)  

[Uncle Choco]

To get the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy to make over Emperor Palpatine.  

[Durza the Shade]

To get into the Guinness Book of World Records.

To finally catch Lucky and his Lucky Charms.  

[Darkened Angel]

To steal the Trix from the kids and give them to the rabbit if he agrees to join up.  

[Durza the Shade]

Darkened Angel

To steal the Trix from the kids and give them to the rabbit if he agrees to join up.

You stole my next one. Anyway,

To get Crunchitized by the Cap'n.  

[Darkened Angel]

To spread chaos an anarchy throughout nations by replacing the letters in Alphabet Cereal with numbers.  

[Durza the Shade]

To find the question to the ultimate answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything: 42.  

[NickCpointless]

To wonder if they can ever go for at least a whole year without a war or a evil invador trying to take conrtol.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Durza the Shade

To find the question to the ultimate answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything: 42.

((That number IS quite mystical. If you want to, ask me why. Research will prevail tonight.))

To go colorblind and talk to the only three black characters on the SW movies.  

[Nospai Deathous]

((alright.... 'please explain'))
To help ET phone home.  

[Uncle Choco]

To find the man who names the crayons in the Crayola box, and have him explain the difference between "red orange" and "orange red."  

[Darkened Angel]

To go through heavily-populated cities and replace parking meters with ones that have shorter timers.  

[Durza the Shade]

To back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everybody's left shoe.

(500 gold says no one will get that reference.)  

[Nospai Deathous]

To get Buzz back and proove that they didn't kill him by pushing him out a window.