The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[lnusaysIegasp]

Granted, but it is F-R-E-D-D.

I wish I didn't have to learn to drive.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now cars hover and are generally right cool.

I wish InuSaysLeGasp had not named my balonga after my dad.  

[lnusaysIegasp]

(( xd *laughs* Sorry!))

Granted, but now she names it B-L-A-K-E.

I wish I could take a nap.  

[Death T-2]

Granted but now you can never wake.

I wish I didn't have to go to volleyball camp.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now you are going to hockey camp.

I wish I didn't have to clean out turkey pens.  

[Death T-2]

Granted, but now you have to gut the turkeys.

I wish I didn't have to excercize to stay in shape.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, because the new 'in shape' is large and round and lumpy.

I wish I were the Prime Minister of Canada.  

[Death T-2]

Granted. Now you have all the Candadian power to try to reform your country into something decent. trouble is: it's Canada.

I wish I were an ALT [assistant language intructor] in Japan.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now you work under me in my second job as an ESL teacher, the first job being Prime Minister of Canada.

I wish people would stop blaming Canada.  

[Death T-2]

Granted, but now they're blaming Hollywood.

I wish J-rock would start making sense.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now it sucks horribly.

I wish my country could effect actual change on the world stage. *sad for Canada*  

[Death T-2]

Granted, but now Japan is unheard of.

I wish cheese wasn't made from mold.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, cheese is now made from toe jam.

I wish I had my Nintendo DS.  

[Death T-2]

granted, but now you don't have your games.

I wish good pizza were free.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now it is very, very rare, a legend even.

I wish I were Kirby.