Ever seen .hack// Yaoi/Yuri?

[The Slate Scholar]

If you are drawing all of those yourself, I
want your babiez. I am awe inspired. I for-
amlly apologize to him, but Tabby's breasts
smother out his purpose.
By the way, Kaede serves only a Zelkova's
b***h.  

[Shialu]

The Slate Scholar

If you are drawing all of those yourself, I
want your babiez. I am awe inspired. I for-
amlly apologize to him, but Tabby's breasts
smother out his purpose.
By the way, Kaede serves only a Zelkova's
b***h.

Yes, I am. Thank you.
Tabby's Breasts smother out all life as we know it. Sakisaka's purpose is to keep them from consuming our world and the one beyond.  

[The Slate Scholar]

I know. It is like,
TABBY'S BREASTSTABBY'S BREASTSTABBY'S
BREASTS --OMG, who is that beside them?--
--Tabby's jumps around--TABBY'S BREASTS
TABBY'S BREASTSTABBY'S BREASTS  

[Shialu]

The Slate Scholar

I know. It is like,
TABBY'S BREASTSTABBY'S BREASTSTABBY'S
BREASTS --OMG, who is that beside them?--
--Tabby's jumps around--TABBY'S BREASTS
TABBY'S BREASTSTABBY'S BREASTS

I KNOW. OMG.
That's why Ovan keeps her, he has a birds eye view.
(I made a comic of that, but alas, my scanner is broken :[  

[The Slate Scholar]

Totally. Sadly, he's gone all GAWDLY now.
Haseo's enjoying a conversation with Atoli,
and then BAM! Ovan beams up from Net
Hell and licks Haseo's ear. That's right.
Haseo was not surprised at Ovan being
there, but instead the fact that Ovan ear-
violated him.  

[Shino Beats Up Ovan]

Shialu

The Slate Scholar

I know. It is like,
TABBY'S BREASTSTABBY'S BREASTSTABBY'S
BREASTS --OMG, who is that beside them?--
--Tabby's jumps around--TABBY'S BREASTS
TABBY'S BREASTSTABBY'S BREASTS

I KNOW. OMG.
That's why Ovan keeps her, he has a birds eye view.
(I made a comic of that, but alas, my scanner is broken :[

Added you on DA.  

[The Slate Scholar]

--Imagines Ovan/Haseo ear molestation--
DX  

[The Slate Scholar]

ZOMG. THAT IS TTL HAWTNESS.  

[The Slate Scholar]

TTLY. WE AWL NOEZ.  

[The Slate Scholar]

This is my 5 minutes on MS paint MAN LUV.

"Five minutes in MSPaint with a mouse, bitches." cool  

[Shino Beats Up Ovan]

xDDD

Brilliant.  

[The Slate Scholar]

I NOEZ.