Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[starkespada]

^ hates fire  

[MediaclCunt]

Is really the offspring Chuck Norris and Liza Minelli.  

[starkespada]

^ wishis she was.  

[Rellik San]

^ Loves the feeling of wearing silk panties  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

^Loves the feeling of wearing fiberglass thongs.  

[starkespada]

loves being chained to the ground ^  

[Beatngufan]

^ went to the same S & M bar to get chained to the ground twisted  

[Death Thistle]

^ was chained to the wall connected to the ground  

[starkespada]

^ wishes to be chained.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

^ Is chained to his wishes.  

[starkespada]

is chained to his own mind^  

[Peaches of Sodom]

^Is chained to Resurrected Writer's mind xd .  

[Rellik San]

^ Is minded to writers chain.  

[starkespada]

turend headphones into wings but it came out wrong ^  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

^ dances in the rain with no pants on.