Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Bitchboots]

"Your mother plays card games in Hell."

"ROFL"

"How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us."  

[Death T-2]

"OH Dukie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow me mind, hey Dukie!!"
*clap clap*
"Hey Dukie!"
*clap clap*  

[Bitchboots]

"When I wake up in the morning, I feel like a duck."  

[Death T-2]

". . . I really do need to get laid."  

[Kaiba]

" Let's get married. Right now. Right here. In Vegas."  

[Death T-2]

Mokuba: Whatcha thinking about, Seto?
Seto: I'm thinking of some new moves I can use.
Mokuba: Do you ever stop thinking about beating Yugi?
Seto: I was thinking more along the line of my secretary with the friendly legs...  

[jagged1]

"Mokuba, did you send out the tea party invitations? The ones all covered in sparkles? I do love sparkles..."  

[Death T-2]

"It's that national Independence Day weekend again... IN AMERICA!"  

[jagged1]

"Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!"  

[Death T-2]

"Yugi, I think I'm pregnant!"  

[jagged1]

"Is it wrong that I'm totally aroused by this?"  

[Death T-2]

"There is definitely NOTHING phallic about all the Blue Eyes statues I erected!"  

[jagged1]

"*snicker* You said erect."  

[Death T-2]

"Nothing phallic about erections either!"

"Mokuba, we're listening to conservative Christian music from now on. And masses are on Sunday."  

[jagged1]

"That Transformers movie totally gave me nerdgasms."