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 Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:46 pm
Azrael Lake family guy?
helllllll yeahhhh.
it's HILARIOUS.
my friends and i have whole conversations where we're just quoting it to each other.
x] My friends and I do that too! rofl "Okay, okay, say cool." "Cool." "Now say whip." "Whip." "Now say Cool Whip." "Cool Whip." DAMN YOU COMPUTER AND YOUR NON-EXISTENT PRONUNCIATIONS. Pshhh, if you're a real Family Guy fan you'll get it anyway.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:47 pm
I just burnt my tongue, really bad sad
@Mark: I totally got that, lol.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:49 pm
Aww, Im sorry. What did you burn it on?
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:09 pm
rofl
Thats awesome! Hahaha.
Oh, and would you be physced if I said I was listening to Incubus? Cause I am.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:09 pm
gutted. It's annoying as hell when food bites back
ah damn... am so hungry but its too late to be making food
That is All....
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:13 pm
I beat you when it comes to pain.
I got boiling hot Ramen broth in my eye. ;_;
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:22 pm
Dr. OCD Azrael Lake family guy?
helllllll yeahhhh.
it's HILARIOUS.
my friends and i have whole conversations where we're just quoting it to each other.
x] My friends and I do that too! rofl "Okay, okay, say cool." "Cool." "Now say whip." "Whip." "Now say Cool Whip." "Cool Whip." DAMN YOU COMPUTER AND YOUR NON-EXISTENT PRONUNCIATIONS. Pshhh, if you're a real Family Guy fan you'll get it anyway. XDDD
"Are you sure you read it in a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOWHERE?" "oh yeaaahh"
-in Hell-
"Superman? What're you doing here?" "I killed a stripper. She made a crack about my being faster than a speeding bullet and a ripped her in half like a phonebook."
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:23 pm
GavnerPurl22 rofl Thats awesome! Hahaha. Oh, and would you be physced if I said I was listening to Incubus? Cause I am.
*Glomps* You are amazing.
@Kohmos: Yeah food can be evil -___-
@Warden: 0__0 yeah, you win haha.
That'd suck so baddd, I'd be on the ground rolling around.
lol.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:27 pm
"Peter, what are you doing?" "Crack." "What the ********?" "Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian." "Yeah, this isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get crack?" "From Blacks." "What...?" "Yeah, from right behind Black's Hardware store. There was a white guy selling it."
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:29 pm
"How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there?
Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there?
Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh?
Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah?
Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh?
Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh?
Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end?
Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends?
At the end your main character is richer from the experience?
Yeah? Yeah?
No, no, you deserve some time off."
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:33 pm
"My day? Un-FREAKIN-believable. First we nail this b*****d who had the gaul to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll, her DOLL for god's sakes. Where's the line anymore? Well I got news for ya, it's it's not even on the radar screen. The days of decency and virtue are gone, honey, BAM, freakin evaporated like a dingy stinking mud puddle. One day you see your reflection in it and the next it's a... it's a it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you, blah blah blah, knowing the perverted truth's that rot in the pit of your sole, THAT'S how my freakin day was!"
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:35 pm
"Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that."
"Whatever helps you sleep at night, b***h."
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:48 pm
-after Stewie streaks through the mall-
Brian: "Cold in here?"
Stewie: "Nope, just really smallll."
Man: "Oh great. I always end up sitting next to a baby."
Stewie: "What did you just say?"
Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing."
Stewie: "Pipe down, Lois. Hey, big man! Turn around! Oh, you can't hear me now? I was gonna watch the movie, but forget it! For the next five hours you're my b***h!" *kicks at the guy's seat* "WAH WAH WAH my ears are popping and there's no way to console me! WAH. Maybe I'm teething? Maybe I'm hungry? Who knows! I'm a baby! WAH"
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:50 pm
" Hey, you still awake, Lois honey?"
Dad?
That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work.
"Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?"
Chris nods his head.
"Finish all your subjects?"
"Yes, sir."
"Good, just uhh, just checkin'.
(Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
"You still awake honey?"
Stewie-"What the deuce?"
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