magical soda machine

[Wingedspirityayoi]

~ gets thing 1 and thing 2

inserts crappy google directions  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

*you gets even crappier mapquest directions*

*inserts marble*
 

[MystiBlu]

gets Taj Mahal.....DaYumm Now where we gonna put THAT??

Inserts rusted old church key...  

[hazel843]

Gets shiny new key to a Brothel

Inserts garter  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

Recives a leg... ._____o
*noms on leg*

inserts bottle  

[hazel843]

Gets the band the Police

Inserts Men At Work  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

gets a really lazy construction worker

inserts a bottle of orange soda  

[Millenium Joker]

Gets.... air.
scream scream scream scream scream scream
Inserts a 747 Airliner. eek eek eek eek eek eek  

[JDBReaper]

receives 9/11-ish event

inserts Pearl Harbor  

[Millenium Joker]

Receives AA Gun

Inserts Grenade  

[MystiBlu]

Gets a flame thrower....COOL!!!!!!!

Inserts cheap bic lighter  

[Millenium Joker]

Receives cigarrette

Inserts Ps2  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

get mangles wires

inserts the millenium joker  

[Millenium Joker]

Gets hit in balls by gears/ etc. multiple times

Inserts an exit.  

[MystiBlu]

Gets Led Zep cd (In Through the Out Door)

Inserts twisted