HEAR YE CITIZENS OF NOSGOTH! (Please Excuse the Cobwebs)

[lilwriter23]

*smiles* I don't mind.

Do you like to play Pianoface?  

[ArkRaptor]

I should probably stop listening to sad music
when I'm already in a down mood. :<

 

[Scrab Demon]

Kitty is sad? gonk

I would like to take the time to once again express my frustration at my inability to hug my friends.  

[ArkRaptor]

Not exactly SAD SAD SAD ;A;

But just kinda down.

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Awww. Sad Kitty. D:

Sullivan: WHYYY!!!!!? T^T  

[ArkRaptor]

Why what, Sulli?

 

[Seraphim Skye]

Would bringing moe back so we can rip him apart again cheer Kitty up?

 

[ArkRaptor]

Naw, I think I'm starting to feel a tiny bit better, after browsin' on dA.

 

[jazzknh1]

I hope to see more of these reports soon. Now i'm gonna read through the entirety of this thread. ^^ Tally Ho!  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

D8 I'm trying to come up with some news reports lately. >: It hasn't been helping my mind with this writer's block.

Hm.

Perhaps-

WE INTERRUPT YOU FOR THIS SPECIAL BROADCAST SPECIFICALLY ASSOCIATED WITH THE CIRCLE OF NINE NEWS NETWORK!

O__O *looks around in complete and utter shock* What the hell?

*the t.v blips on*

Mortanius: :3 Good Evening, Fellow Nosgothians out there. I'm Mortanius, your undead Death Guardian here to bring you the live, the dead, and the undead all news coverage all over Nosgoth this evening.

D8< THAT SON OF A-

Mortanius: A recent string of violent citizens have been discovered near the mountains where Janos' retreat is. High in the Kresnechevi Mountains we take you to Bane, whom is currently trying to negotiate his way into the small, if not violent mountain village. Bane.

D< Those idiots are gonna get themselves one hell of a firing! *tries to break into the studio*

Bane: D: So, let me get this straight. I'm not allowed in the village?

Kresnechevi Guard: -thick, heavy, russian accent- You are highlies lookings likes in leagues wth Sarafans. We do not lettings Sarafans in Kresnechev. Those who are in violationings of this are killed on sight.

Bane: D: Ah. I see. Well, while I'm standing here with you would you mind answering a few questions about WHY nobody has ever discovered your village?

Kresnechevi Guard: HA! Nobody ever is coming backings down from mountains alive because we either havings killed them or they get losts downs mountains and is nevers beings seens again.

Bane: o__O Um..please don't kill me. I'm part of a very important news crew. Er, back to you Mortanius.

*there is banging on the door*

MORTANIUS!!!!

Mortanius: : D And that would be our usua; News Anchor trying to break the doors down. Unfortunately we've barricaded ourselves in here very well this evening.

D8< I'M GONNA GET SULLI TO KICK YOUR ASSES SO BAD!

Mortanius: We'll be back with the Nosgothic Death Rate after these messages!  

[Seraphim Skye]

I love watching the news in Nosgoth XD

*goes to help break into the newsroom*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Mortanius! You open this damn door right now!!

Mortanius: D< I want to be better paid!

Bane: You know Madame, we get enough torment from you and your misfits-

I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY MISFITS! OPEN!

Bane and Mortanius: NO!

-___- All right...fine. You leave me no choice.

Sera. Bring me Fred. We'll get him to eat the door down...  

[Seraphim Skye]

Can I just rip the door off it's hinges?

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

No. because the insurance won't cover it. Fred eating it however well...they can't argue that. xD  

[Seraphim Skye]

I fixed and patched up the roof D:
What makes you think I can't replace a door?

*sulks off to retrieve Fred*