Lines You'll Never Hear

[Missing00]

Vader: Can we stop these "I am your father" jokes already?
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: Luke, I am not your father.
Luke: YEEEEEEEEEEES!  

[elvisnake]

*Darth Maul kills Qui-gon*
Obi-Wan: Nooooooooooooooooooo! He was going to go in and buy life insurance tommorow! TOMMOROOOOOOOOOOOW!  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

Any Imperial Knight: ******** that lazy b*****d Fel. He aint worth Kirflak.  

[dragon3025]

Sidius:"Everything is going as I have forseen"
Vader:"Took a trip to the fortune teller again"
Sidius:"What was that?"
Vader:"Come on don't hide it. I've seen you go there all the time."
Sidius:"Fine you caught me.Where are you going"
Vader:"To see if the Death Star will be opperationable on time."  

[elvisnake]

Vader: Where's Padme?
Palps: You killed her.
Vader: YESSSSSSSS! Now that b***h won't be there to nag me about my evil 'new friends' or ever make me wash my sheets again!  

[dragon3025]

Han solo:"I can't see pal"
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Han solo:"Luke, a jedi knight. I knew he would do it! Now the force will guide our way!"
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Han solo:"And may the force be with you.  

[elvisnake]

Obi-Wan: We need a ship to Alderaan

Han: Ok, you've got one. No charge, either. This one is out of the goodness of my heart.  

[NickCpointless]

Han: turn her around im gonna put all power to the front shield
3PO:yeah lets kick some empire a**
Han chewie and liea: eek  

[dragon3025]

Obi Wan:"so the man who was your father was gone.So what I told you was true.From a certain point of view"
Luke:"a certain point of view?"
Obi Wan:"Yes ,and my point of view is that vader killed my padawan.He was supposed to bring balance to the force, but vader killed him! Well, I'll kill him!I'll kill him!
Luke:But your.....Obi wan how are your eyes changing to the color yellow?
Obi Wan:VADER! I'LL CUT YOU PIECE BY PIECE. I'LL HAVE YOU BURNED ALIVE ALL OVER AGAIN. I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

[Darkened Angel]

Obi Wan: Luke, use the Force.
Luke: But the Death Star is just too awesome. I want one!

* Luke switches to Dark Side team *

Han: What the Hell? Luke, what are you doing?
Luke: Being an over-protective brother. And yes, I know. I read the script. * destroys the Millenium Falcon *
Vader: Awesome! Suck on THAT, Rebels!

* Dark Side wins *  

[elvisnake]

Anakin (Just before Jedi temple attack, to palps.): Do I have to wear these God-aweful yellow contacts?
Palps: Yes.
Anakin: Awwww.  

[Nelowulf]

Battle of Yavin. The Role call has come in, and pilots of Red Squadron call off.

Luke: Plaid Five Standing by!

Garvin: Lock S-foils in attack position!

Wedge: Luke, Plaid isn't a color!

Garvin: Cut the Chatter Red 2. Accelerate to attack speed!  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Any Threadmaker of a Geonosis Colosseum spelling it correctly. We can do it in practice, just not in actuality.  

[elvisnake]

((I tried))
Biggs: Just forget about me luke. They deleted my scene anyway.