Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[jagged1]

"I'm about to shake my money-maker."  

[Death T-2]

"Florence is back!"

Seto: This is the funkiest satanic ritual I've ever seen.
Teddy: Hail Satan!

O_o Probably did that already, but oh well~

"When I get old and my legs give out form under me, I'm going to commission a Blue Eyes cane!"  

[Vampire Beauty Akira]

Seto: You whore!

Seto:....I like chicken, I like liver meow mix, meow mix, please deliever!

Seto: Yeah thats it, I am hear by professing my love to....
Yami: *fingers crossed* Me me me me me me
Seto: Ishizu....
Ishizu: 0_o ....er.....ok! ^-^
Yami: crying

Seto: I am an emo....love me damnit!

Seto: I asked for blue hair, not brown! How the hell will anyone remember me as the "man who dyed his hair every skittle color"!? ><

Seto: Its only funny until someone gets hurt

Seto: I'm a pretty princess....

 

[jagged1]

"OMFG, Harry Potter seventh book tonight. No spoilers for me~"  

[Death T-2]

"My breasts challenge you to a duel."  

[jagged1]

"Dude, I got so wasted last night..."  

[Bitchboots]

"I'm going to do my laundry now. Can I have some change?"

Dan Green podcast 2006 ftw. *listening to the 2007 podcast*  

[Death T-2]

"Who is this Dan Green fellow, why does he sound like Yugi, and why does he watch Yugioh the Abridged Series??"  

[Ryu_chan]

"What do you mean, I have a meeting at three?!? Don't they know that's my time to go read to syphilis orphans?!?"  

[Bitchboots]

Death T-2

"Who is this Dan Green fellow, why does he sound like Yugi, and why does he watch Yugioh the Abridged Series??"

Correction: "and why doesN'T he watch Yugioh the Abridged Series?"

"YES! SEX FTW!"  

[Death T-2]

"I saw a video of him saying, 'Yugiohs, they're yugi-liscious'!"

"And now for my Blue Eyes tattoo!"

"I clearly remember stating, 'My dear man... you're on fire.'"  

[jagged1]

"Owie~ sunburns hurt! That's the last Time I step out of my office for a dueling tournament!"  

[Bitchboots]

Death T-2

"I saw a video of him saying, 'Yugiohs, they're yugi-liscious'!"

About that... a fan asked him to say it. Dan Green doesn't know what TAS is.  

[jagged1]

Really? That's sort of depressing.

"So, like, do all you Americans have guns and shoot people when they step on your property?"

Seriously, some exchange students from Spain/France/Turkey/Russia were asking stuff like this. o_o;  

[Death T-2]

"I'm going to get a gun before I get my driver's license. Just ask Moki."

"YGOFTW."