HEAR YE CITIZENS OF NOSGOTH! (Please Excuse the Cobwebs)

[Seraphim Skye]

Behave, you're acting like a 2-year-old :/  

[Seraphim Skye]

Aw, don't be like that gonk  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Sullivan: >: *myuu-niii*

Merrival: owo Ree? (cocks head to the side)  

[Seraphim Skye]

*picks random thread and curls up in it*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

XD We bring you this Breaking News Report LIVE from Nosgoth's Very own news room!

*it is covered in cobwebs and dust*

Mortanius: O___O *hears growling* I think that spider in the corner got bigger the last time I saw it.

D: Maybe it's hungry. XD Let's feed it Moebius.

Bane: >_> Madame. Where have you been? Moebius is dead. Kitty and Sam dismembered him.

o.o I've been gone fromt he news room for too long. D: You guys have more information than I do. T^T

Well...er...anyways. We should probably throw in a new one anyways. HEH.

Nosgoth. News. Now. Nine!

Good evening! I'm Madame Hatter, and Welcome to Circle of Nine News Network. Brought to you by the power of an Oxymoron!

Mortanius: *facepalms*


Bane: but he didn't say anything-

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO!

<3< Anyways...

While we were gone some interesting things happened. For instance, we have just learned that Sullivan is trying to conquer his fear of birds with much coaxing from Sera. We take you now life to the seen with Sullivan! Sullivan?

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*from the lower right hand corner of the camera screen, Sullivan slowly peers up as a duo of ravens behind him peck at the ground around Sera*

Sullivan: >___> I am abou to venture...where no bunneh like myself has gone before. As you all know...I ******** loathe and detest birds of all ******** loathhhhhhhhe. But...today...for the sake of my dear friendship and cuddle time with Sera. I bring to you...Sullivan's Seconds of Bravery.

*he reluctantly steps closer to the birds*

We'll check back on you in a few seconds Sulli. :3 Good to see some progress.

Sullivan: D< (whispers angrily) Shut upthe fiends will hear you!

<___< Riiiight. Anyways let's check on those stock reports. BANE.

Bane: D: Well Madame. The ZiergDaq is up by 40lbs and 18 points this weak while the BroHood (Sarafan Brotherhood) continues to suffer in stocks int he coming weeks. I pray we don't see a crash due to the Sarafan's inability to keep control of their finances. But the CoorgenHage is doing just fine and dandy this week. :3 Back to you.

Thanks Bane.

How's the Death Rate this week Mortanius?

Mortanius: >__> It sucks. I almost Had Bill Nye that science fellow in my grasp and he had to go and live on me. Damn it.

O___O Bill Nye's not in Nosgoth. What the hell Mortanius?!

Mortanius: >o> I was around...

*head desks* We'll back after these messages.  

[lilwriter23]

Does the Nosgoth news room have commercials?  

[Seraphim Skye]

Your information is false!
XD

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

*head desks* D; It's a report Sera! T^T Not ALL of it is supposed to be true. I gotta put something in don't I?

D: Nosgoth does NOT have commericals sadly Lily. Wanna be our commerical spokesvampire? :3  

[Seraphim Skye]

But I saw Bill Nye the other day!
He's airing his program in Nosgoth now D:

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

O___O I thought he was int he hospital!  

[X.xtHeMaRcHhArEx.X]

apparently that's not anymore xDD  

[ArkRaptor]

SOMETHING JUST OCCURRED TO ME.

Sullivan hates birds, and my 'sona is a Harpy.

DOES THIS MEAN HE WON'T LIKE MEEEE?

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

SHHHH!!! O___O Don't let him know that Kitty! *flails*  

[lilwriter23]

MadxHatterxTeapot

*head desks* D; It's a report Sera! T^T Not ALL of it is supposed to be true. I gotta put something in don't I?

D: Nosgoth does NOT have commericals sadly Lily. Wanna be our commerical spokesvampire? :3

I'd love too...but I'm afraid I can't...I have no idea how sweatdrop