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 Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:18 pm
Wedge: Im the most popular pilot eveeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:21 pm
Sidius:"now finish him.and take your fathers place at my side"
luke:"ok.weee!"sidius: :"twisted: it went well, but now he reminds me of me"
luke:"that was fun, but now I feel like cutting a old person"
sidius:" eek Ah oh. twisted Well I turn your sister to my side"
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:35 pm
Wedge: I want force powers. I survive and aid in the destruction of both death stars, and luke is the only one that gets credit.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:25 pm
Vader: I'm the SITH LORD b***h!
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:57 am
Han: And I thought they smell good.... on the outside..
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:49 pm
Han: Jabba... I'll pay you triple! You're throwing
away a fortune here. Don't be a fool!
Jabba: Triple eh? Han, my boy, if you can bring that amount to me, I'll make sure to never bother you again. However, I'm keeping the wookiee as collateral until you pay up. You can keep the girl.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:46 pm
Jabba: No Da Ma Kreebo Solo... You know, Kirflag this Huttese Sith, I'm just gonna speak Basic!
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:11 pm
Luke:"As a special gift for your coperation I present a gift; these two droids.
CP30."What?! What did he say?!"
Luke:"both are hard working and will serve you well."
CP30:"yes finally I'll serve jabba. It's my life's dream!!!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:27 pm
Vader: Uh, director, could we just do this movie like they did in the Infinities comic? I wanna survive and turn good at the end.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:09 am
Han Solo: One of these days, Leia, Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Yavin moon!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:17 am
Vader: Doom is the demented devastation that will deface and defile the desolate world of Dantooine. Duos of domineering Jedi cannot begin to demonstration the ability to do what they deem doable and are too docile to deceive anyone with dastardly violence. Death will come to desecraters of the distorted Dark Side of the Force. The day will come when a deranged lunatic will defecate on the deceased corpses of defiant Jedi. Deceit and darkness will triumph in a decisive blow with the Death Star, so let me just add is my honor to meet you and you may call me D... arth Vader.
Random Stormie: You ruined it at the end there.
Vader: ... * Force chokes the stormie to death *
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:27 am
Leia: How about we move our base back to Hoth? No one will ever suspect that.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:47 am
Rebel spy: Do you expect me to talk Palpantine?
Palpantine: No Mr. Madine, I expect you to die.
(Thats right kids, Crix Madine stars as Agent 009 in the Epic Rebellion era spy Holo: Goldsaber. Why 009? because its two better than seven.)
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:02 pm
Sidius:"Good..Ha ha ha ha..good..now let's all be one happy family and get a front row seat at your friends' destruction."
Luke:"Ok!"
Vader"Sound's like fun"
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:35 pm
Greivous: I want to find the philosipher's stone so I can get back my normal body.
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