Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[jagged1]

"I'm gonna be Amish!"  

[Death T-2]

"I wanna get a face tattoo of Yugi. I was thinking of his face over mine."  

[Bitchboots]

"They have trenchcoats! My day is so made!"  

[jagged1]

"Ugh what are you doing, that's not how you should kiss Juliet!"  

[Bitchboots]

"Yuugi, Yuugi... where art thou Yuugi?"  

[jagged1]

"I feel like skinny dipping."  

[Bitchboots]

"Screw the rules, I have fangirls."  

[jagged1]

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!"  

[Bitchboots]

"I'm better than you. I have an iPhone."  

[jagged1]

"I wonder if anyone will tell the tabloids I get pedicures..."  

[Death T-2]

"I know Kung Fu!"  

[Bitchboots]

"My hair is crying."  

[Death T-2]

"I can't hear you because I'm addicted to online gaming."  

[Bitchboots]

"s**t. My iPod's battery died! Now I have to send it back to the manufacturer where they most likely won't replace it."  

[Death T-2]

"s**t me a river."