The Imperial War Room

[Des Voh]

And people who know about starfighers, don't need you launching proton torpedoes every which way. Friendly-Fire is BAD.  

[Sol Walker]

Perhaps I should create a Fighter Pilot test in the vein of my Smuggler Test...  

[Des Voh]

I think you should to. I think we'll also need a Military Officer test.  

[Sol Walker]

Now lets not get ahead of ourselves here.
The Smuggler Test was just because I'm an outlaw.
I know metric tons about smugglers and the abuse of the name insults me.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Anyone that misspells the word 'teh' should have to take some kind of test. It's the only way to spare the good name of whatever it is they want to be, from being smugged by the misspelling blunder that are noobs.

Even though I myself am still a noob in this guild.  

[elvisnake]

New, yes, but you can spell.  

[ElladanKenet]

That makes him a Newbie, not a Noob.

Big difference.  

[Sol Walker]

I agree with the trannie.
Theres a difference between Newb and Noob.  

[ElladanKenet]

EK's Dictionary of Felicianan Gamer Lingo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Newbie- A relatively new member to a gaming, chat, roleplay, etc. group who demonstrates enough skill to garner some respect by veteran members.

Noob- A relatively new member of a group who sucks so bad at whatever they do, regardless of age, that they are automatically labeled with this monicker.

PWNage- The official term for whenever someone strings multiple victories in a row, such as awesome jokes, headshots, beatdowns, etc. Also see "Beastmode"

PWNed- Verb. Action performed in which a character, usually but not always a noob, is utterly humiliated in contest with other players.

Well.... roughly.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Nice. Defiantely a necessity to life.  

[ElladanKenet]

As much a necessity as air.

Assuming you want to live.  

[Sol Walker]

After checking with my Physics' professor, I am now more sure of it than ever.
Ramming is an ineffective Military tactic.  

[stellarmagic]

Depends on what you're talking about.

In space, it'd be really hard just actually connecting with your target.  

[Sol Walker]

Among spaceships I mean.  

[stellarmagic]

Yeah, it's like trying to have two bullets hit each other, not easy, and probably simply not worth it.