Lines You'll Never Hear

[elvisnake]

Anakin: I auditioned for the part of a tree, but I wasn't a good enough actor, so Darth Fatass signed me up for episodes 2 and 3.  

[Nelowulf]

Reporter: Is it true that you have ruined your series in order to make more money by revising it back to the original edition?

GL: Of course its not true. I would never *cell phone rings* A moment? *begins to talk on phone* Yes... Yes... No, I want to cast Shia LeBouf as Luke Skywalker.... What do you mean he won't go for it?..... Well then, get William Hung on the phone and tell her there's free beer if he'll play as Jar Jar Binks... No I won't cast a good actor.... Alright.. Bye-bye *hangs up phone* Where were we?  

[[Phantasmic]]

Luke: Jiminy jillickers Han!, it's an Imperial Star Destroyer!
Han: Quick kid, to the Hanmobile!
-Batman theme-  

[Darkened Angel]

(( Dammit, Darth, look what you started! ))

Vadequin: You with this round, Han Solo, but you'll never catch me! * puts on his tophat and opens up his umbrella which has a built-in rocket pack that takes him elsewhere *
Luke: Holy Huttslime, Han, Nar Shaddaa City needs our help! * points to the Millenium Falcon signal in the sky * The Huttoker must be at it again.
Han: Let's go, Jedi Wonder!  

[ElladanKenet]

(Ok, I cant help myself!)

Thrawn- Ah.... the would-be Dark Correlian and his Jedi-Wonder are on their way to Nar Shaada... eheh... luckily for them, I, Mr. Chillss, will use my latest weapon! *giant music thngymabob* A Death Star with a carbonite freezing gun replacing its superlaser! I'll freeze the entire planet! Ahahahahaha! twisted

Pellaean- Um, sir.... is that a smart thing to do? I mean, with the planet and all, and Huttoker....

Thrawn- Nonsense, it's all jolly-good fun! He owed me my weight in ice, and he refused to cooperate!

Pellaen-..... nevermind.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Vader: Come on babe, once you go black, you can't ever go back.

Twi'lek whore: *stares at his burned up body* Uhh yeah I can

Vader: *force choke* I SAID YOU CANT GO BACK b***h!  

[Nelowulf]

(cont.)

Wickett: Hey, Blackie!

Vader: *looks at the ewok*

Wickett: She got a taste of me! You know the saying, once you go small, you'll never want tall!

Vader: *chokes both of them*  

[elvisnake]

Vader: You know, Luke? You're right. There is still good in me. I'm going back to the light side.  

[Nelowulf]

One of the many bloopers made during RotJ. Possibly a sign of GL's insanity.


Director: AAAAAANNNND Action!

Luke: I wil never turn to the...

*Lucas runs onto the set*

Lucas: Phenomenon!

Lucas-suckups: Doo-doooo do-do-doo.

Lucas: Phenomenon!

Lucas-suckups: Do-doo-do-dooooo.

Lucas: Phenomenon!

Lucas-suckups: Do-doo-do-do-do, doo-do-do, doo-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Director: Cut... *slaps head* that's the third time this week. Who forgot Lucas's medicine?  

[Darkened Angel]

Han: You know, Baby, once you go white, you know you're all right.  

[elvisnake]

C3P0: If you go Droid, it's like you're on 'roids.  

[Darkened Angel]

Jabba: Once you go Hutt, you'll like it in the butt.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

I'm not even kidding, but apparently in Splinter of the Mind's Eye, Vader makes reference to "surprising things you can do with a lightsaber".  

[elvisnake]

Oh my god! I totally need to reread that book, and look for that quote, if you know what I mean!  

[Missing00]

Maul: Once you go sith you'll want to try kiff....No, wait, once you go sith you will be but a myth? That dosent work. Ok how about once you go sith you will have a new appreciation for s**t...That is just gross...Ugg...I suck at these rhymes.