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 Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:22 pm
after Mace finds snakes on the LAAT he's on for the third time
Mace: Im tired of these mother f*ckin' sankes on this mother f*ckin' LAAT!
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:57 pm
Darth:"I am your father"
Luke stares at darth
Darth:"so now you see who your father is."
Luke is still staring
Darth:" Are you listening to me. I didn't kill your father, I am yor father"
Luke is still staring
Darth:"WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING!!!!!!!
Luke:" What do want me to say"
Darth:"Oh nevermind! Now what will you do?!"
Luke:" Well your boring me so I think I'll go now. See ya dad."
Luke falls into the hole.
Darth:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:19 pm
Han: (Upon seeing the Ewoks worship 3PO) Wow. We should visit the back water planet where I'm a god...
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:13 am
Luke and Vader take 9.
Vader: I am your father.
Luke: O RLY?
Vader: YA RLY!
Luke: O RLY?
Vader: YA RLY!
Luke: O RLY?
Vader: YA RLY!
Luke: NO WAI!!!
Palpatine Becomes Emperor take 21.
Palpatine: All your base are belong to us.
Luke and Leia Speeders take 3.
Luke: * gets on a bike and speeds off *
Imp Scout: N*gga stole my bike!
Deleted scene with Cosby as Vader.
Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: No... That's not true. That's impossible!
Vader: You see, kids are always listening to the rap music.
Luke: ...
Vader: With their hippin' and the hoppin' so they don't know what the jazz is all about. You see, the jazz is like Jell-O pudding.
Luke: ... ?
Vader: No, actually, the jazz is like Kodak film. It'll be around forever. Heh heh heh.
Luke: Okay, Lucas, I can't work with this guy. This is as stupid as that Poke'mon carto-
Vader: Poke'mon? Poke'mon with the pokey and the man and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing and he likes * jibberish * aaah aaah!
Death Star trench run scene take 2.
Obi-Wan: Luke, do a barrel roll!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:20 am
Scene: Felucia, moments before Aayla Secura's death
Aayla: (Pauses, glances around)
Troopers sad Suddenly open fire)
Aayla sad Jedi flips behind the troopers and cuts 'em down) Back stabbing clone punks!! after all the times I risked by beatiful blue butt to save your lives you go and-(blasterbolt flies past head.) Uh oh. Time to go. (Jedi speed's to safety.)
(Sigh....i can only dream. Damn you Lucas. Damn you.)
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:50 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:30 am
((Somehow I knew she'd end up posting ytmnd stuff here...))
Mace: I'm tired of these Motherf*cking Gungans in this Motherf*cking movie!
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:07 pm
Mace: I'm tired of these ******** SoaP quotes in this Mother ******** guild! Get some ******** new material!
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:56 pm
Mace: I'm tired of these ********... *finds a blue saber through his chest*
Aalya: Cowardly b*****d! You send me to Felucia to be backstabbed? And what else? You're sitting here on your butt talking about your new flop of a movie? You know how many clones I had to kill to get here on Coruscant? You know how many times i had to bang that wimp George Lucas just to get a minute in the Clone wars tv series? I don't think I could have made it without Cale Darksun, and he's a pirate!
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:07 pm
Cale: Ew! Corellian? Gross! Not me!
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:22 pm
Bib Fortuna: I want another Lekku...
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:02 am
FrozenPhoenix32:
I'm a pretty pretty girl!(Dances around in a disturbingly floral dress) La la la la la! Pretty pretty girl!
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:36 am
elvisnake Bib Fortuna: I want another Lekku... ((so he can have three?)) Cale: So many twi'lek whores, so little time....
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:59 pm
((Yeah, three lekku is every twi'lek's dream...))
Link: You know what? I am tired of this third person crap. Cale, let me talk like a normal person!
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:32 pm
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