Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

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300 = heart

"This stupid RPG is so confusing!"  

[Death T-2]

"We didn't start the fire, it's always been burning since the world's been turning!"

Seto: Looks like we'll have to try again tomorrow night.
Moki: Gee Seto, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
Seto: The same thing we do every night: try to take over the corporate world!  

[Kaiba]

Seto: *blush*  

[jagged1]

*for a KaibaLand comercial* "Go here, lawl!"  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"MAH CELLULAR BANANULAR PHONE---! 8DDDD"  

[Death T-2]

"I'm big, I'm fancy, I have it all...You HAVE to have me."

Yugi: Hi! I'm a Windows operating system!
Kaiba: And I'm a Mac.
Yugi: I'm all about friendship!
Kaiba: I actually get work done, I don't catch many viruses, and my interface is dead sexy.
Yugi: It...it burns...  

[ProphecyEmpress]

"~hears a knocking noise~ I thought I told those ghosts to stop knocking on my door while I'm trying to sleep!" -Kaiba  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

Death T-2

"I'm big, I'm fancy, I have it all...You HAVE to have me."

Yugi: Hi! I'm a Windows operating system!
Kaiba: And I'm a Mac.
Yugi: I'm all about friendship!
Kaiba: I actually get work done, I don't catch many viruses, and my interface is dead sexy.
Yugi: It...it burns...

"I'M FEELIN' FAT AND SA~~~SSY! AHA HA!"

While I was thinking of the subject of Ayame, I ALL "HEY! LIEK, QUOTE TIME YO!" xDDD

School Counselor: "I allowed the color, but I didn't allow you to wear your hair long. Have it cut by tomorrow."
Seto: *tone grows grave* "I'm sorry sir, but...I come from a royal family. I've kept it secret until now, but soon I must return to my own country--"
School Counselor: "--What?"
Seto: "And, it is an age-old custom that members of the royal family should always wear their hair long in honor of the High King Rurubara, who was said during the fourth year of his reign to have been visited by divine image! It was Kahndra, shimmering with heavenly light of red and gold! Kahndra began to chant 'Marugdomuden!' and a blue light burst forth from his forehead! At this moment, Rurubara's true spirit was set free! And just as the vast springs of his strength and wisdom were swerving within him, so too did his hair began to sprout forth from his head!"
School Counselor: "...Uh...!" *scared shitless*
Seto: "At the same moment, the prince Kasapaloo who had been sleeping securely in his bed let out a might cry 'KANPANEEL!' he shouted, and--"
School Counselor: "S-sorry...! I just remembered that I'm late for a very important meeting--! I have to go!" *turns around, practically about to wet himself*
Seto: *face grows murderous as he snatches the counselor's shoulder* "But I still have more to tell you about Kahndra--"
School Counselor: *crying* "No, it's FINE! Your hair is FINE!"

Seto: *beaming* "And that's how I convinced him to wear my hair long!"
Mokuba: O___________O


AYAME MAKES ME CRY TEARS OF JOY. DDD; heart  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"Look out, Kaiba! There's a naked man behind you!"

"DON'T LOOK AT HIS p***s, DON'T LOOK AT HIS p***s, DON'T LOOK AT HIS p***s, DON'T LOOK AT HIS p***s, DON'T LOOK AT HIS--ahh! I looked."

Sorry if the quote's already been used, but...you know it had to be done. Yes, I'm that unoriginal. ;DDD  

[ProphecyEmpress]

"I like worms. Who has any worms. I SAID...WHO HAS ANY WORMS?! That's it, time to attack you with my razorblade! D:" -Kaiba

Don't ask...just don't ask.

Oh, I also have to do what I imagine to be the result of if Kaiba met Professor Umbridge during the 5th year at Hogwarts. xD! ~shot~ Oh, and...Kaiba would definitely not say any of these things, and he would definitely not be at Hogwarts. Campiche?! D: ~shot~

Kaiba: "Excuse me for a moment, but I thought you said I cannot use the bathroom when I needed to."

Umbridge: "Are you ARGUING with me? I have you know that I'm the HIGH INQUISITOR!"

Kaiba: "I have you know that I'm the CEO of Kaiba Corporation. If you mess with me, you will sent into a world of unnecessary doom. What world? Well, lets just say I'd sue you of all your MON----EY!! I also heard that you look like a...a...what was it called? Is it a toad or a frog? Yea...you look like a frog. Did I mention---"

Umbridge: That's it, Mr.Kaiba! You have detention!

Kaiba: "Pff...AGAIN?!"

~At Detention~

Umbridge: I want you to write, "I will not tell lies" There will be NO TALKING!!!!

Kaiba: ~notices Harry and whispers~ "On the count of three, I say we attack the b***h."

Umbridge: Ah hem...I said there would be no talking!

Kaiba: I thought you just said no attacking squirrels/and or talking to elephants. You know, you look more like an elephant now that I look at you. Did I mention I'm hungry? GIVE ME FOOD, YOU ROT---

Umbridge: Detention for the rest of the year Mr.Kaiba!!!

Kaiba: ~gets up and starts to dance~ SCOOOOOOOORE! =D

Harry: Wtf...

Umbridge: Time to EXPEL you.

Kaiba: Will there be food where I'm going?

Umbridge: No. None at all. You're going to Azkaban to visit the dementors!

Kaiba: Oh s**t...MOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBA DEAR, I'm going to visit dementors and I'll be back next fall!!!! D:<

Umbridge: You WON'T be back at all.

Kaiba: A likely story! I bet you're making all this up! D:<
 

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

OOC:

@Hawk: OMG. ******** WIN. xDDD heart

*bursts from a cage in lingerie* "DON'T GET STRUNG OUT, BY THE WAY I LOOK! DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER! I'M NOT MUCH OF MAN, BY THE LIGHT OF DAY! BUT BY NIGHT, I'M ONE HELL OF A LOVE~~~R!

I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE! FROM TRAN...SEXUAL! TRANSYLVANIA~~~! HA HA!"

Rocky Horror Picture Show is heart .  

[Death T-2]

"Well someone's got to strike a pose and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes, and it might as well be me!"

"I never wanted to be a millionaire, I want to be... a lumberjack!"  

[jagged1]

"Ew~ Snape's actor is really blonde? That's so gross~"  

[Death T-2]

"Do you think I'm not pretty?!"

"I'm Corey Feldman this time!"  

[jagged1]

"I collected all of the Street Fighter anime!"