Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Kaiba]

" A~my!"

...think Soul Calibur III, guyz.  

[Death T-2]

"ZOMW that statue is a nekkie lady!"  

[jagged1]

"Why are they the blue eyes white dragons? Why not green eyes orange dragons?"

I admit, I stole that from a PW icon.  

[Death T-2]

"This is the sexiest thing since sex! ...except it's sexy!"  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Kaiba: ~wearing a tutu~  

[jagged1]

"It's too much work to look like this all the time. I'm gonna be an announcer so no one will ever see my face!"  

[yami_no_ryuuji]

"oh no my gazooblies!!!" ( Feelin_Free's idea)  

[jagged1]

"The Holocaust never happened."  

[Death T-2]

"Moki! There's a full moon tonight! We're having a Black Mass!"  

[jagged1]

"I have a Facebook!"  

[moonlight_peach12]

Hey Dark Magician Girl wanna go out on a date?

I want Yami's hair how did he get it to stick up like that?

I'm going to a nude beach who wants to join me?  

[jagged1]

"Ow~ That ear piercing hurt~"  

[Death T-2]

jagged1

"Ow~ That ear piercing hurt~"

"...Glad I just did my right ear."

XB

*smiles widely* "I've got new socks..." *smiles*  

[jagged1]

"That skirt totally matches my trenchcoat."

I don't think I've ever seen fanart of Seto with his right ear pierced... Death, I'm putting in a request for that. XD  

[Bitchboots]

Didn't Mokuba get a piercing in the guild before? I could have sworn it happened.

"Du. Du hast."