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Explosive Effects101

PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:41 pm
I had a baby named Jane
She could shake that thing
Said her Daddy used to hang
With Johnny Coltrane
She sang a soul train
With her friend named Jen
Her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a herdy-gerdy-dirty little girly
I heard it from a birdy
She could cook a mean turkey
With gravy..baby baby baby
Baby was jens best friend, and maybe..
If you were lucky,
Licky licky, sucky sucky
Mickey mickey, f**k me f**k me
More junk in the trunk than a honda
I know you wanna do the JANE FONDA

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the jane fonda.
Five, six, seven now
If you dont know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a princess, queen of incest
She was (in Reba Jean her) big breasts
And big eyes and a big a** to match
Jean wasn't fat, she was easy to catch
Then came Molly your hood from Hollywood High
So fly she was trans-atlantic
She was a manic depressive(manic depressive)
Which was impressive,
Very impressive, I had to test it.
Tasted like chicken and was lemon scented.
She took me home to her momma
I taught them both how to JANE FONDA

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the jane fonda.
Five, six, seven now
If you dont know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the jane fonda

I had a girl named Dana
From Aanta Anna
She was a waitres at the copa cabana
She was slammin and her a** was jammin
Like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation
Her brother Jason had a girl named Grace
You could see her a** from outer space
So I landed on the planet
And planted a Mickey Av flag dammnit

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.
Five, six, seven now
If you dont know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.
Five, six, seven now
If you dont know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda


Hahahaha. FUNNY.  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:50 pm
Homigosh Homigosh Homigosh.  

Gaytor Bait

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drew the worm

PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:53 pm
I making a list of books I need to buy, I have 22 so far. whee
 
PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:56 pm
[Purple Muffins]
Homigosh Homigosh Homigosh.

What?  

Explosive Effects101


drew the worm

PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:56 pm
Dr. OCD
The Yuki Lover
Dr. OCD
YOU! (meaning Drew) Your JROTC uniform.....


lkasjghkajvh;ks'
yeahh.
I love my uniform.
Even though I look kinda funny.
Annnd the pants go waaay high. xD

I had to wear it to school on wednesday.


Yes, Wednesday is the national "Wear your JROTC uniform to school" day. No, seriously, 'tis. But your nametag is on the wrong side, your belt if also, you need to trim your belt, you should not be wearing a necktab. *sigh*

O.o Is that an honor star?


We have to wear them every wednesday for the rest of the year.
Yeah, I know about the nametag, necktab, and belt, I was in a hurry to try it on.
I didnt do a very good job. lol

Yes, it is. 3nodding
 
PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:34 pm
my parents are gonna be home from iowa in an hour and a half.

and I'm looking for someone on myspace and not having any luck at ALL.

and I'm listening to a musical genius named Rufus Wainwright. ;D

and I'm playing solitaire, though just practicing.
^speed solitaire player, my record is 92 seconds :3
 

etluhcs


Orpheus Lake

PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:53 pm
i've sneezed four times in the last thirty seconds.
Dx
 
PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:08 pm
I'm 25k away from my goal of quitting... too bad I still have more stuff I want to buy.  

x_26


Explosive Effects101

PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:19 pm
*yawns* tired.  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:21 pm
yey my avi doesn't look like a noob anymore.
now it just looks like a dork.
like me.
B]
 

Orpheus Lake


Gaytor Bait

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:22 pm
I feel so helpless right now. I let myself get too involved.  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:42 pm
[Purple Muffins]
I feel so helpless right now. I let myself get too involved.
hmm?  

x_26


Explosive Effects101

PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:58 pm
ninja  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:59 pm
pirate
 

Orpheus Lake


Explosive Effects101

PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:11 pm
I see your pirate, and raise you a drama llama!

dramallama
 
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