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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:58 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:03 pm
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Darth Vader:"I am your father" Luke"whoa, dude, like no way man. Like, your my father?!! I must be, like, part machine or something!" Darth Vader:"No your not. Join me and together we'll rule the galaxy as father and son" Luke:"Well I don't know, dude. Like, how much money will I make?" Darth Vader:"You wont need money we'll rule the galaxy." Luke:"Ok then what?" Darth Vader:" Oh never mind. Your no son of mine!" Luke:"Oh good, cuz I didn't want to be, like, machine or something; you know what I meeeeaaaan!!!" Darth Vader force pushes luke off the metal bars.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:01 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:35 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:11 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:56 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:04 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:01 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:12 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:29 pm
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*Cale sitting on an old fighter ejection seat in full space pirate get-up with a bottle of spiced Corellian ale in hand* Cale: hello spacers. Welcome to Ask a Space Pirate. Today's question comes to us from some barve who goes by the handle of "Wampa 1". He writes: Why the hell do you hate Coruscant so much? Its the capital of the Galaxy!
Well "Wampa 1" its suprisingly simple. Coruscant has earned my ire in many many ways. One: the jump zone of the world is four days flight for all but military vessels. Thats a helluva trip inward through traffic, checkpoints, and spacetrash. Not fun. Two: Its the burecrat's homeworld. For the average pirate there are too many damn laws. Theres laws against carrying weapons, public drinking, public nudity, smuggling, gambling, bootlegging, assault, armed robbery, barnstorming, and a whole host that will make your brain explode if I even try to tell you them all. Three: Coruscanti are rude, impolite beings. If you aint from there, then you aint worth spit to 'em. Four: Parking fees. Enough said. And finally the best reason why you wont catch me anywhere near coruscant: Its always being invaded. Sepratists, New Republic, Empire, New Republic again, Vong, and thats just under a century. The place gets invaded more times than Jabba had chins. Thanks for your question "Wampa 1". I look forward to looting you soon.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:34 pm
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