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 Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:55 pm
"Calm down Pops. If this whelp is such a bother to you then take it outside. Or if you wish I'll handle things for you...but at a price."
Desh would just sit there smoking his cigarette enjoying the soon to be throw down between Lee and Ko.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:58 pm
Ko Isamu Psycho Lee Ko Isamu Psycho Lee Ko Isamu Psycho Lee Hey *he snuggles and cuddles her tails and starts to give her a nice back massage with his feet* Don't mind me I'm just feeling the need to be close to something warm and fuzzy. Glares at Lee and coughs. "....." I would think you need to have that cough looked at. Or at least get some medicine. I'm sure morty has some cough drops. "Watch your tongue. I'm feeling in the hunting mood tonight and I wouldn't mind having a new head mounted in my cave...." He smiles his huge fanged smile and just continues to stare at Lee. My tongue? Well, it's a bit hard to keep an eye on my tongue because it's often off doing it's own thing, like it has a mind of it's own, you know what I mean? *Lee feigns ignorance and giggles like he doesn't have a care in the world, not caring or noticing the agressiveness of the tiger guy* Hey mort, we have a bar drunk position open right? We should have Thorny fill the position. He/she fits the title perfectly. He sighs then shakes his head. His muscles began to tweak as his claws seem to sink deeper into counter top. His saber fangs grinding together as he was now getting ready to pounce and maul the fool. "Oh lord help us all......" "Your mauling the countertop...."
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:59 pm
Mortella Ko Isamu Psycho Lee Ko Isamu Psycho Lee I would think you need to have that cough looked at. Or at least get some medicine. I'm sure morty has some cough drops. "Watch your tongue. I'm feeling in the hunting mood tonight and I wouldn't mind having a new head mounted in my cave...." He smiles his huge fanged smile and just continues to stare at Lee. My tongue? Well, it's a bit hard to keep an eye on my tongue because it's often off doing it's own thing, like it has a mind of it's own, you know what I mean? *Lee feigns ignorance and giggles like he doesn't have a care in the world, not caring or noticing the agressiveness of the tiger guy* Hey mort, we have a bar drunk position open right? We should have Thorny fill the position. He/she fits the title perfectly. He sighs then shakes his head. His muscles began to tweak as his claws seem to sink deeper into counter top. His saber fangs grinding together as he was now getting ready to pounce and maul the fool. "Oh lord help us all......" "Your mauling the countertop...." want I should make them both leave for you sweetie?
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:00 pm
ImperialAuthority Mortella Ko Isamu Psycho Lee Ko Isamu Psycho Lee I would think you need to have that cough looked at. Or at least get some medicine. I'm sure morty has some cough drops. "Watch your tongue. I'm feeling in the hunting mood tonight and I wouldn't mind having a new head mounted in my cave...." He smiles his huge fanged smile and just continues to stare at Lee. My tongue? Well, it's a bit hard to keep an eye on my tongue because it's often off doing it's own thing, like it has a mind of it's own, you know what I mean? *Lee feigns ignorance and giggles like he doesn't have a care in the world, not caring or noticing the agressiveness of the tiger guy* Hey mort, we have a bar drunk position open right? We should have Thorny fill the position. He/she fits the title perfectly. He sighs then shakes his head. His muscles began to tweak as his claws seem to sink deeper into counter top. His saber fangs grinding together as he was now getting ready to pounce and maul the fool. "Oh lord help us all......" "Your mauling the countertop...." want I should make them both leave for you sweetie? dads being dad and i dont know why lees molesting me now.."
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:01 pm
Mortella Ko Isamu Psycho Lee Ko Isamu Psycho Lee I would think you need to have that cough looked at. Or at least get some medicine. I'm sure morty has some cough drops. "Watch your tongue. I'm feeling in the hunting mood tonight and I wouldn't mind having a new head mounted in my cave...." He smiles his huge fanged smile and just continues to stare at Lee. My tongue? Well, it's a bit hard to keep an eye on my tongue because it's often off doing it's own thing, like it has a mind of it's own, you know what I mean? *Lee feigns ignorance and giggles like he doesn't have a care in the world, not caring or noticing the agressiveness of the tiger guy* Hey mort, we have a bar drunk position open right? We should have Thorny fill the position. He/she fits the title perfectly. He sighs then shakes his head. His muscles began to tweak as his claws seem to sink deeper into counter top. His saber fangs grinding together as he was now getting ready to pounce and maul the fool. "Oh lord help us all......" "Your mauling the countertop...." "So I am....." He hops off the counter top and looks at Desh. "Yeah right, paying a merc like you would get me nowhere."
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:03 pm
ImperialAuthority Mortella Ko Isamu Psycho Lee Ko Isamu Psycho Lee I would think you need to have that cough looked at. Or at least get some medicine. I'm sure morty has some cough drops. "Watch your tongue. I'm feeling in the hunting mood tonight and I wouldn't mind having a new head mounted in my cave...." He smiles his huge fanged smile and just continues to stare at Lee. My tongue? Well, it's a bit hard to keep an eye on my tongue because it's often off doing it's own thing, like it has a mind of it's own, you know what I mean? *Lee feigns ignorance and giggles like he doesn't have a care in the world, not caring or noticing the agressiveness of the tiger guy* Hey mort, we have a bar drunk position open right? We should have Thorny fill the position. He/she fits the title perfectly. He sighs then shakes his head. His muscles began to tweak as his claws seem to sink deeper into counter top. His saber fangs grinding together as he was now getting ready to pounce and maul the fool. "Oh lord help us all......" "Your mauling the countertop...." want I should make them both leave for you sweetie? Yea, don't mind us. I was giving Mort a back massage and her overprotective father was getting aggressive, as all males do. It's just a guy thing, get angry, use violence, kill. It's a wonder we escaped our hunter-gatherer ways and have such technology. But as I say, only use violence when necessary, as wit and words can be way more powerful than any weapon.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:04 pm
Ko Isamu Mortella Ko Isamu Psycho Lee Ko Isamu Psycho Lee I would think you need to have that cough looked at. Or at least get some medicine. I'm sure morty has some cough drops. "Watch your tongue. I'm feeling in the hunting mood tonight and I wouldn't mind having a new head mounted in my cave...." He smiles his huge fanged smile and just continues to stare at Lee. My tongue? Well, it's a bit hard to keep an eye on my tongue because it's often off doing it's own thing, like it has a mind of it's own, you know what I mean? *Lee feigns ignorance and giggles like he doesn't have a care in the world, not caring or noticing the agressiveness of the tiger guy* Hey mort, we have a bar drunk position open right? We should have Thorny fill the position. He/she fits the title perfectly. He sighs then shakes his head. His muscles began to tweak as his claws seem to sink deeper into counter top. His saber fangs grinding together as he was now getting ready to pounce and maul the fool. "Oh lord help us all......" "Your mauling the countertop...." "So I am....." He hops off the counter top and looks at Desh. "Yeah right, paying a merc like you would get me nowhere." He shrugs. "Can't say I didn't offer to help. Besides, this bar needs a bouncer or two. See as you're in and out of the place maybe I should take up the role." He looks at Mort. "What do you think M'lady. Would you like me to be the protector of this fine bar along side your father?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:04 pm
Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella Ko Isamu Psycho Lee My tongue? Well, it's a bit hard to keep an eye on my tongue because it's often off doing it's own thing, like it has a mind of it's own, you know what I mean? *Lee feigns ignorance and giggles like he doesn't have a care in the world, not caring or noticing the agressiveness of the tiger guy* Hey mort, we have a bar drunk position open right? We should have Thorny fill the position. He/she fits the title perfectly. He sighs then shakes his head. His muscles began to tweak as his claws seem to sink deeper into counter top. His saber fangs grinding together as he was now getting ready to pounce and maul the fool. "Oh lord help us all......" "Your mauling the countertop...." want I should make them both leave for you sweetie? dads being dad and i dont know why lees molesting me now.." that wasnt an answer
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:05 pm
Mort shakes her head "Please lee gett off of me..."
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:08 pm
Mortella Mort shakes her head "Please lee gett off of me..." He walks over and grabs Mort by her shirt, dragging her away from lee and placing her behind him. "I hate fighting, but when it come to my family, I'll kill anyone. It's a father thing Lee, you wouldn't understand."
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:08 pm
Legendary Hunter Desh Ko Isamu Mortella Ko Isamu Psycho Lee My tongue? Well, it's a bit hard to keep an eye on my tongue because it's often off doing it's own thing, like it has a mind of it's own, you know what I mean? *Lee feigns ignorance and giggles like he doesn't have a care in the world, not caring or noticing the agressiveness of the tiger guy* Hey mort, we have a bar drunk position open right? We should have Thorny fill the position. He/she fits the title perfectly. He sighs then shakes his head. His muscles began to tweak as his claws seem to sink deeper into counter top. His saber fangs grinding together as he was now getting ready to pounce and maul the fool. "Oh lord help us all......" "Your mauling the countertop...." "So I am....." He hops off the counter top and looks at Desh. "Yeah right, paying a merc like you would get me nowhere." He shrugs. "Can't say I didn't offer to help. Besides, this bar needs a bouncer or two. See as you're in and out of the place maybe I should take up the role." He looks at Mort. "What do you think M'lady. Would you like me to be the protector of this fine bar along side your father?" "imp got that job first...." she says still speeking into the ground
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:10 pm
"Ah I see. Oh well, no matter."
He chuckles and smokes more seeing that the tension was so thick you could cut it with a chainsaw.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:11 pm
Mortella Legendary Hunter Desh Ko Isamu Mortella Ko Isamu Psycho Lee My tongue? Well, it's a bit hard to keep an eye on my tongue because it's often off doing it's own thing, like it has a mind of it's own, you know what I mean? *Lee feigns ignorance and giggles like he doesn't have a care in the world, not caring or noticing the agressiveness of the tiger guy* Hey mort, we have a bar drunk position open right? We should have Thorny fill the position. He/she fits the title perfectly. He sighs then shakes his head. His muscles began to tweak as his claws seem to sink deeper into counter top. His saber fangs grinding together as he was now getting ready to pounce and maul the fool. "Oh lord help us all......" "Your mauling the countertop...." "So I am....." He hops off the counter top and looks at Desh. "Yeah right, paying a merc like you would get me nowhere." He shrugs. "Can't say I didn't offer to help. Besides, this bar needs a bouncer or two. See as you're in and out of the place maybe I should take up the role." He looks at Mort. "What do you think M'lady. Would you like me to be the protector of this fine bar along side your father?" "imp got that job first...." she says still speeking into the ground *picks her up and dusts her off* so how was last night honey?
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:13 pm
on that note mort expands her self into a big grey cloud thunder and lightning rolling off "NOW IF YOU DONT MIND THIS IS MY BAR I MAKE THE RULES " as she explodes and poofs upstairs.
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