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 Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:08 pm
Oh, that's understood. Along with the guide, a mechanical robot dog named K-9, and a TARDIS with a broken chameleon circuit that was fixed only once, then rebroke.
Why, you want to be my Captain Jack to myself, the Doctor? (both in name and practice)
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:10 pm
Do I get to shoot people, play cards, drink, womanize and generally behave like a right Scoundrel?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:15 pm
I remember the sonic screwdriver. You used it to open the safe in Hugo 2: Whodunit.
Also, another sign there's intelligent life out there: They're smart enough to stay hidden from dumbass humans who go out searching for them.
I may be nutty, but that's because I found out the hard way why geniuses are whackos.
It turns out it's because they're driven nuts by the lack of intelligent conversations with their peers, since they're surrounded by ( by comparison to them at least ) idiots.
Now, if you were always around a bunch of morons, would that not make you go insane at some point?
I wish I had an automated message that, if it detected a random pm fro someone who apparently can't spell anything, it'd send a reply that states, " Dear moron or idiot, I cannot understand your poor attempt at talking to me. Please cease and desist your pathetic excuse for communication and take lessons on how to 1) communicate 2) spell properly 3) create coherent messages. If you cannot comply with this simple request, please go stick a fork in a toaster, you stupid b*****d. "
I can't though, because someone would say that last part encourages suicide... confused
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:16 pm
No one can blame you really. They're the ones who did it, not you.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:55 pm
I would just have a message that says "Greetings generally stupid person... Please retake the first grade, as you obviously need can't communicate in the English Language. You poor misfortunate dumbass..."
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:57 pm
Usually I just berate them and then ignore them.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:58 pm
yea, that would be my saved message of beratement though...
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:59 pm
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 10:09 pm
Paul, I keep telling you to do an Echani update.
You never listen.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 10:21 pm
I've actually written one, now I'm just looking for images, but I gotta go to sleep, so I'll post it tomorrow...
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 10:24 pm
PaulTheWolf5575 I've actually written one, now I'm just looking for images, but I gotta go to sleep, so I'll post it tomorrow... tough trick. Just find something that looks echani and that'll be enough.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:42 am
I made a long-a** Trek " episode " for a friend. It involves the female captain of a Federation ship being captured by Romulans along with a Romulan defector who is put to death for treason after the ship fails to rescue him from warbird pursuit. The captain is forced to be the slave of the Romulan captain of the warbird who had her captured, and uses his lust for her give her a chance of escape. After giving in to him, she earns his trust since she never defies him, so he lets her come with him when he goes back on duty. Aboard the warbird, she's given total freedom to go about, but can't do anything to interfere with the others' jobs and escape and all that. She gets alone with the captain and he has at her in bed in his quarters. She lets him tire himself out, and kills him. She convinces the bridge crew she's in command while her master rests, and attempts to prove her " alligience " by going into Federation space and encountering the Enterprise, demanding its surrender. She gave a hint in her demand that it was a ruse, and Picard has her beamed over after they fake their surrender. Afterwards the Romulans find out they've been tricked and their captain is dead, so they flee, and the former captive officer is returned to her own ship and resumes command again.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:22 pm
Dear Person of Finite Cognitive Processes,
Please remake your last sililoquy in the format of a coherent line of punctuation, syntax, and ideas, so that others may partake in the copricious deliberation of man's audio output.
Sincerely,
A person who can speak in something other than chatspeak.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:26 pm
I'm pissed at all these girls on Gaia asking me to go out with them...... stressed
This month I decided to count......
12..............
stressed
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:41 pm
Des Voh I'm pissed at all these girls on Gaia asking me to go out with them...... stressed This month I decided to count...... 12.............. stressed bang 'em and leave 'em. Word will get around that you're an a** and girls will leave you alone.
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