Corrupted wishes - The only place to be evil!

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But the duck gets so mad at you, that he/she/it pecks your eyes out.
>33

I wish that I didn't have to go to music lessons tomorrow at 7:30 in the morning.
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Damn band instructor...
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[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but the reason you don't have to go is because there is a massive zombie outbreak and you're forced to barricade yourself in your home until you can think of a way out.  

[Noii]

No wish, Kitty-san? (O.o)
Alright then.
You wish you had a bagel.
Only the bagel has the soul of George Washington trapped in it, and even though it is the most delicious tasting thing ever, you are stuck between the wondrous food and saving the president.

I wishes I had a sweater that didn't make me too hot.  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted!
But then it gets, so cold that the sweater ends up making you really cold.

I wish my hair was much longer.  

[AnacinCross]

Granted, but your locks become a sort of lead-nickel alloy and weigh more than you can carry. On the plus side, trims are now a blowtorch away.

I wish I could successfully stand on my head.  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but you still have to deal with the blood rushing to your had every time, and go dizzy after a few minutes.

I wish I had better parents...  

[Ikataru]

Kitty_VI

Granted, but you still have to deal with the blood rushing to your had every time, and go dizzy after a few minutes.

I wish I had better parents...

|•|Granted. Now your parents are supportive and loving, and everything you could ever want. ....However....they die in a terrible car crash two days after this switch happens. I'm sorry. (Gosh, that was evil. >_<;; )

I wish.....I would not feel so sad for spending money on myself.

®îñí Ïkãtå®û

 

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but now you become an evil greedy person, obsessed with spending money, and you start robbing banks just to get money to spend.

I wish I had a more comfortable bed.  

[sawmyfoot]

Granted! As soon as you lay down, though, you'll sleep for eternity. Make your choice. o.o

I wish school was more enjoyable.  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But it's only enjoyable for the teachers.
So pretty much, it doesn't change.
xDD

I wish that our assistant Band director could go to anger management classes.
xDD  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted, but then he shortly dies of a heart attack for all of his pent up rage!

I wish my boyfriend's family would be good people...

(@ Spazz - My band teacher was like that, and the school made him stop teaching band, so he became a geography teacher, and shortly after did have a heart attack...yeah...they made him go to anger management classes too, scary!)

 

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But they're so good, the FBI gets suspicious and arrest them and your boyfriend!

I wish that I could sing.

(That is scary... oO;; Ours isn't that bad, only he yells a lot. >< Our head band director is okay on a good day. xDD)  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted, but people still don't like your singing!

I wish I could finish my Magic the gathering deck. gonk

( Well hey! At least he has his good days!)

 

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

(Well, yeah. xDD)

Granted!
But then it bursts into flame for no apparent reason!
-hides matches-

I wish that it'd just be tomorrow already.
xDD  

[Waltz With Wrath]

Granted! But you have an absolutely awful day. D:

I wish I could find more tie-dye t-shirts. 8DD
-afraid of how this will turn-
x.x