Corrupt A Wish

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but now people you don't like are hitting on you.



I wish I could find something interesting to do.

 

[Awsome-Kylee-Cookies]

^ Granted, but your short attention span made you lose interest.

I wish I wasn't alone today.  

[daynaleee]

Granted, but now you're surrounded by screaming ewoks.
I wish I had a pocket full of candies.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

your so gay

^ granted, but your pockets burn
i wish, i could run away with him

and you dont even like boys

 

[Awsome-Kylee-Cookies]

^granted but then he runs away with someone else.

I wish I had a girlfriend. heart  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

your so gay

granted, but she cheats on you

i wish my mom would stop banging on the wall already -_-

and you dont even like boys

 

[Neulatyyny]

I wish I could talk to animals =D  

[Princess Moonbutt]

Granted but they ignore you now

I wish my girlfriend lived closer



Warning:Has homosexual tendencies...which may lead to Hawt man sex.Beware watch a t your own risk and join in if you must!^-^  

[X_Miseinen_x]

Seiai she does but brakes down the wall

^ she does move next to you but now is extremly attached to you and watches you go to bed

i wish my parents were nice  

[X_Miseinen_x]

granted but your blind case the doctor who tuned them green messed up

i wish i didnt have to leave my gf  

[Pandemonium Warden]

( ;_; im sorry)
Granted, but then she became clingy and pissy when you were with someone else, so you broke up. (sorry, I thought your avatar was a girl for a moment. XD)

I wish I could get a tan. (I'm whiter than paper.)  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

granted but its all fake so u get arrested for having it

i wish i could go outside...