Ask a stupid qustion, get a stupid answer

[Elbereth Amandil]

Perhaps the fish can tell you.


Why is that thing polka-dotted??  

[Amarythe]

because it hates me... stare

why cant i ask an interesting question?  

[Hyree]

Because you've contracted a temperary case of the brain worms.

Why are there pancakes in the seat chusion?  

[Johbies]

There aren't any. It's your imagination.
What would you do for a cookie?  

[Hyree]

The same thing I would do for a klondike bar.

There seems to be a car lodged in my brain. How in the world did it get there?  

[Johbies]

You're the chicken that tried to cross the street.

What's fish plus 9?  

[Hyree]

killer Squid

Why are there so many ostriches?  

[Johbies]

Because they're bunnies.

Where's my teddy bear!?  

[Hyree]

If you do 25 jumping jacks and spin around 3 time you should grow three inches and it will appear on the moon.

Why has the vortex taken the Queen CD?  

[Amarythe]

because this is a terrible vacation!

sasuke or sazuke?  

[Hyree]

Sazuke because I'm sure his hair doesn't resemble the back side of a duck.

Why would the brochure lie to me?  

[Amarythe]

i dont know, it said there would only be a few ostriches!

does the word pedestal ever lose its meaning?  

[Hyree]

Say it too many times. soon it will just sound like noice.

WHY IS ALL THE BUTTER GONE!?  

[Elbereth Amandil]

Because Gir ran out of mayo.

What is THAT supposed to mean??!!  

[Amarythe]

it means, "rbgfirgbwoibgwihgwighiwthgtgbhfbgvshbgwiutbgquygbwihgbehgbwegbwigbwigbwigbwigbwigtbqigqibAMARYTHE FLAMEBLADE IS AWESOMEarkeghigbibgibgwbgbgfgbwgstggsdgbthgihgiuhgishgiuwhtgoiahrngowhoeanfgoirjfgqohgdngjngtwgsgistguwehtgiubgpiuwbtgipquebtgpiqweub"

WHAT THE FU-" BOOM!?