Corrupt a Wish

[zawardo]

to only commit suicidecause she can't live in a world w/o ovan

i wish kuhn were real, and my buddy  

[Puppetry]

Kuhn is a fictional character.

Aina is cured of her illness.

 

[Mubyou]

Actually, the doctors gave her the wrong diagnosis.

Hiiragi becomes a successful women's clothing designer.  

[asutora]

But Tri-Edge finds him spying on him and says "SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ?"

Elk decides that he loves someone that's not Mia.  

[Bonquchko]

But that person is imaginary

Piros actually becomes useful in gameplay eek  

[asutora]

But the next enemy is the final boss, so he dies.

Tsukasa and Subaru break up. (I know, this is funny.)  

[asutora]

But Balmung dies from a level one monster shortly after.

TSUKASA BECOMES MY TOY. -lawlawlliterally- 8D  

[FenrisHellhound]

But He Breaks. into a million pieces

I wish that. There would be a real network crisis  

[Bonquchko]

But it destroys you and everything/everyone you love

I wish I had the Twilight Bracelet  

[Kamen Ride]

Instead you are given the Twilight Series.

Haseo hooks up with Alkaid and forgets about the clone sisters.

 

[The Slate Scholar]

But Alkaid is secretly a man in real life and gives him the AIDAS.

Endrance discovers that Mia's (the .hack//IMOQ character) character data is still in R:2 and is able to recreate his lost love.  

[Mr Eliot]

But Shino breaks up with him when she looks thru his inventory and sees some "interesting" pictures of Atoli eek

CC Corp finally gives its hardworking employees a years paid vacation xd