Corrupt a Wish 2

[The_Hbot]

Granted, but it's Hamlet.

Plus, once you have it memorized, you forget everything that you knew before.

I wish I had a large Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust sausage and pepperoni pizza right now.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. But it scalds your tongue because it is too hot.

I wish I could somehow legally acquire the money I will need to fully pay for Fallout 3 at some point in the next day.  

[The_Hbot]

Granted, but what u buy is actually a copy of Fallout: Brotherhood of steel in a Fallout 3 case.

I wish that the goblins would come and take you away right now.

(I'll be impressed if u get that)  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but then they realize who they nabbed wasn't a baby, and then left as quickly as they came.

I wish people wouldn't breath down my neck about deadlines.  

[The_Hbot]

First of all, Labrynth FTW!

Second, Granted, but they decide to breathe up your NOSE about deadlines, and they lost their toothbrush last week!

I wish for FRENCH TOAST! Yummmm. mrgreen  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but I accidentally burned it especially for you. twisted

I wish I could decide on which game to play.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you choose one of the Barbie Pony games that Gabe is so addicted to.

I wish that my Wii would stop acting up and play the games. Oh, and restore the save files.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. But now it only plays Euro region games.

I wish that a certain girl I know didn't have to move in April.  

[Vincent Starr]

granted but now she has to move away in 5 minutes. twisted

I wish that you didn't have to go through that part of FF biggrin irge of Cerberus where you have to play as Cait Sith.God I hate that part gonk  

[The_Hbot]

Granted. Squenix re-releases DoC without that part, but then decides that Cait Sith should be the new company mascot. A deluge of Cait Sith merch (toys, plushies, games, movies, cartoons, keychains, coffee mugs, mousepads, bed sheets, posters, night lights, pencil sharpeners, rulers, stickers, console skins, shirts, pajamas, underwear, cereal, notebooks, and a little digi-pet thing) flood the market. He becomes so popular with the kids, that he has a playable role in EVERY squenix game!!! gonk

I wish to quickly recover my finances from the holiday season, as I now have Xbox 360 games to start buying! mrgreen  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you had to sell everything you got for the holidays in order to recover your finances.

I wish I had a nice bowl of rice.  

[The_Hbot]

Granted, but it comes with a side of mean beans. Um. What? Gives u wicked gas.

I wish I had a root beer float.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. But it turns out you're lactose intolerant.

I wish I actually got access online at home for my PS3 so I can download some much-needed patches.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but someone attaches a virus to one of the patches and messes up your entire system.

I wish that I had real money.