Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[ziggy rocks]

because they don't have shoes
why is candy so good?  

[toxictofu202]

Because Its made from bits of me. o.o!

Why does peter pan fly?  

[ziggy rocks]

because he's a fairy whee

why is elmo red?  

[toxictofu202]

Because he's alwayz blushing, duh.

Why hasn't Big Bird been eatin' yet?  

[ziggy rocks]

because he's full of fluff

why do people make pink cars?  

[toxictofu202]

To show they're "kinky". xp

Why are pickles green?  

[ziggy rocks]

because they are always sick

why are peppers hot?  

[toxictofu202]

'Cause they got the "hotz" for you.

Why are most wallz white?  

[ziggy rocks]

because they are racist

why did the chicken cross the road?  

[toxictofu202]

So the turkey could go next

Why do turkeyz gobble?  

[ziggy rocks]

because chickens cluck

why are pillows fluffy?  

[chidorilash]

Because they sleep to much

Why do frogs jump?

 

[ziggy rocks]

because they are really bouncy balls

why do goats eat grass?  

[chidorilash]

Because it gives them superpowers

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
xDD lol

 

[ziggy rocks]

none because they are allergic

why does 1+1=2?