Wish Corrupting~{:B

[tigris cobaltchaos]

granted he notices but thinks you are someone else

i wish the phone would not ring when i am trying to sleep

....and sorry for forgetting to post another wish before sweatdrop .....  

[Ghost of Ryuu]

Hey,that's okay tig!

And....

Wish granted!

.....

But your phone rings every second of the day you're not sleeping! twisted

 

[tigris cobaltchaos]

gonk ahhh

then i wish for the phone to stop ringing all together  

[high-boob]

granted, but it wont ring, it will make a high pitched squeak

i wish i had a lemon meringue pie  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

granted but then you turn yellow for two months

i wish i did not have to work today  

[high-boob]

granted but then you have to work every other day for the rest of your life at a dog food factory

i wish i had a fish  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

*groans* gonk

granted but you get an angry parana that you can not get rid of

i wish that i was green  

[toxictofu202]

Granted, but you're green because you bathed in snot but forgot
I wish for silly putty xP

 

[big_yellow_taxi]

Granted but when you get it you find it's not so silly as it gets stuck to everything like chewing gum.

I wish for a hug  

[MiladyMayhem]

granted but the hug will be too tight that you cannot breathe

i wish for a battery  

[Mythspeak]

Granted, but that's not all, you get an early bird bonus gift for wishing early in the day - assault and battery for you.

I wish I had a life.  

[big_yellow_taxi]

Granted, but it will be a life of a hobo and you'll have nothing but a few items of clothing.


I wish there was something good on tv  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

granted but the tv is all blurry

i wish for an aloe plant  

[high-boob]

granted, but it will be very very spiky  

[The God of Fail]

vampyou were supposed to wish!

i wish that i found my mouse