The Fail Thread

[Requiem ex Inferni]

A MW2 fail so epic, I belive it became a win.  

[Kuuhaku-shou]

Requiem in Mortis

No explanation necessary.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...

IS IT FUNNY BECAUSE NOBEL HAD A PEACE PRIZE NAMED AFTER HIM BECAUSE HE INADVERTENTLY CREATED DYNAMITE AND KILLED HIS BROTHER?

... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

 

[Fresnel]

Chivalric Knight

Requiem in Mortis

No explanation necessary.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...

IS IT FUNNY BECAUSE NOBEL HAD A PEACE PRIZE NAMED AFTER HIM BECAUSE HE INADVERTENTLY CREATED DYNAMITE AND KILLED HIS BROTHER?

... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

Actually, Nobel founded the prize system too, as penance. No, it's fail because Obama won.  

[Kuuhaku-shou]

Fresnel

Chivalric Knight

Requiem in Mortis

No explanation necessary.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...

IS IT FUNNY BECAUSE NOBEL HAD A PEACE PRIZE NAMED AFTER HIM BECAUSE HE INADVERTENTLY CREATED DYNAMITE AND KILLED HIS BROTHER?

... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

Actually, Nobel founded the prize system too, as penance. No, it's fail because Obama won.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...

Hm. Guess it did need some explanation... neutral

... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

 

[Das Rabble Rouser]

TL;DR rant of my failure with Linux.

I had been using Linux Ubuntu as a secondary OS. Things were going pretty well and I was liking how customizable it was. I got a neat post apocalyptic wallpaper going for me, the task bar at the bottom was configured the way I wanted it, the welcome screen where you log into the computer accounts had a really awesome Umbrella corp background so it looked like you were signing into an Umbrella Corp computer. I pretty much had everything configured the way I wanted it. The day after I finish tweaking all the little details it comes to my attention that Ubuntu had a new version out as their "stable release". All I had to do was let the update manager download and install the upgrade. Some programs didn't want to upgrade so the OS became unstable and failed hardcore. It took 4 hours before I could fix everything and get back to using Windows.  

[Variola Major]

Fresnel

Chivalric Knight

Requiem in Mortis

No explanation necessary.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...

IS IT FUNNY BECAUSE NOBEL HAD A PEACE PRIZE NAMED AFTER HIM BECAUSE HE INADVERTENTLY CREATED DYNAMITE AND KILLED HIS BROTHER?

... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

Actually, Nobel founded the prize system too, as penance. No, it's fail because Obama won.

Obama wasn't the first guy given the prize on the basis of potentiality. It's been done lots of times before.  

[war_junky 91]

Variola Major

Fresnel

Chivalric Knight

Requiem in Mortis

No explanation necessary.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...

IS IT FUNNY BECAUSE NOBEL HAD A PEACE PRIZE NAMED AFTER HIM BECAUSE HE INADVERTENTLY CREATED DYNAMITE AND KILLED HIS BROTHER?

... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

Actually, Nobel founded the prize system too, as penance. No, it's fail because Obama won.

Obama wasn't the first guy given the prize on the basis of potentiality. It's been done lots of times before.

Name one that was based on potential from politics.