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 Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 1:31 pm
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black_wing_angel Fresnel black_wing_angel Fresnel village midget marmite ... is obviously prefereable I'm going to ******** murder you with a brick for that, I swear to god. Seriously, people...What the ******** is marmite? To quote Morgan, from LRR... "It tastes like a ******** yeast infection!" how would that person know what a yeast infection tastes like? sweatdrop
xd "[Marmite is] an edible yeast extract with the visual properties of an industrial lubricant." So true... it looks like a dark, jellied grease. I'll be honest, it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so horribly salty. |
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:25 pm
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black_wing_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:05 pm
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village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion.
It LOOKS like suntan lotion.
Ok, "Parkay" is a brand. They gerenally make "squeeze" butter. Butter in bottle you squeeze. you don't have to dirty up a butter knife to spread it on something.
This product, is just a "spray on" version. Yes, you literally just spray it onto whatever you need butter on. It's awesome!
Quote: second: fresnel i have taken a screen shot just incase you do actually follow through with your threat...and how on earth can you talk about delicious marmite that way? clearly you have broken taste buds. i really enjoy the twang marmite has as it bites the roof of your mouth, and spread thinly on toast with oodles of yummy melted butter...there is nothing finer...
Except for honey, molasses, and cinnamon sugar! (not all together, mind you)
Quote: and did somebody mentioned de-caff? lol decaff is for total pussies...talk about removing the entire purpose for drinking tea and coffee, seriously it's caffiene not ******** lsd.
Yeah, but when you've detoxed yourself from a dependancy, and become "sensitive" to it, in the process, well, it might as well be LSD.
I used to down bottles of mountain dew, but today, I try to avoid caffeine as much as possible, because if I don't, that s**t will make me look like a paranoid freak with parkison's. |
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 1:24 am
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:45 pm
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Fresnel village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion. second: fresnel i have taken a screen shot just incase you do actually follow through with your threat...and how on earth can you talk about delicious marmite that way? clearly you have broken taste buds. i really enjoy the twang marmite has as it bites the roof of your mouth, and spread thinly on toast with oodles of yummy melted butter...there is nothing finer... and did somebody mentioned de-caff? lol decaff is for total pussies... talk about removing the entire purpose for drinking tea and coffee, seriously it's caffiene not ******** lsd. Let me just put this in perspective. In my 10th grade history class, our teacher used Vegemite as PUNISHMENT.
that explains a lot...but wait, what did she do with the vegemite to punish you? and vegemite is not marmite...i don't like vegemite. |
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:51 pm
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black_wing_angel village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion. It LOOKS like suntan lotion. Ok, "Parkay" is a brand. They gerenally make "squeeze" butter. Butter in bottle you squeeze. you don't have to dirty up a butter knife to spread it on something. This product, is just a "spray on" version. Yes, you literally just spray it onto whatever you need butter on. It's awesome!
oh dear, and they question why you yanks get fat...you're not even having to exert energy to get the bread buttered...but it does sound entertaining.
angel Except for honey, molasses, and cinnamon sugar! (not all together, mind you)
honey yes sometimes, i've never tried molasses or cinamon sugar...in fact i don't think i've ever even seen them irl. i'm more of a savoury gal tbh...cheese wins over chocolate everytime.
angel I used to down bottles of mountain dew, but today, I try to avoid caffeine as much as possible, because if I don't, that s**t will make me look like a paranoid freak with parkison's.
lmfao! i just had to google mountain dew, before i found out it's a fizzy drink, i had visions of this giant red head fairy, with serious attitude and shaky hands, drinking unsteadily from a buttercup flower in the sunlight... |
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:10 am
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village midget Fresnel village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion. second: fresnel i have taken a screen shot just incase you do actually follow through with your threat...and how on earth can you talk about delicious marmite that way? clearly you have broken taste buds. i really enjoy the twang marmite has as it bites the roof of your mouth, and spread thinly on toast with oodles of yummy melted butter...there is nothing finer... and did somebody mentioned de-caff? lol decaff is for total pussies... talk about removing the entire purpose for drinking tea and coffee, seriously it's caffiene not ******** lsd. Let me just put this in perspective. In my 10th grade history class, our teacher used Vegemite as PUNISHMENT. that explains a lot...but wait, what did she do with the vegemite to punish you? and vegemite is not marmite...i don't like vegemite.
They may not be identical, but they're more or less the same. |
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:17 am
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Fresnel village midget Fresnel village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion. second: fresnel i have taken a screen shot just incase you do actually follow through with your threat...and how on earth can you talk about delicious marmite that way? clearly you have broken taste buds. i really enjoy the twang marmite has as it bites the roof of your mouth, and spread thinly on toast with oodles of yummy melted butter...there is nothing finer... and did somebody mentioned de-caff? lol decaff is for total pussies... talk about removing the entire purpose for drinking tea and coffee, seriously it's caffiene not ******** lsd. Let me just put this in perspective. In my 10th grade history class, our teacher used Vegemite as PUNISHMENT. that explains a lot...but wait, what did she do with the vegemite to punish you? and vegemite is not marmite...i don't like vegemite. He'd just take out a box of unsalted Saltines, a butter knife, and the jar of Vegemite and give us very serious looks. Nobody ******** with the Vegemite. Come the end of the year I convinced him to actually let me try it. It was pretty bad, and I was tasting it for the rest of the week. They may not be identical, but they're more or less the same.
So it traumatized you. I will be wary and/or will use it as a weapon ninja |
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 9:20 am
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:24 am
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village midget black_wing_angel village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion. It LOOKS like suntan lotion. Ok, "Parkay" is a brand. They gerenally make "squeeze" butter. Butter in bottle you squeeze. you don't have to dirty up a butter knife to spread it on something. This product, is just a "spray on" version. Yes, you literally just spray it onto whatever you need butter on. It's awesome! oh dear, and they question why you yanks get fat...you're not even having to exert energy to get the bread buttered...but it does sound entertaining.
I'm not a yankee.
Quote: angel Except for honey, molasses, and cinnamon sugar! (not all together, mind you) honey yes sometimes, i've never tried molasses or cinamon sugar...in fact i don't think i've ever even seen them irl. i'm more of a savoury gal tbh...cheese wins over chocolate everytime.
Depends on the kind of cheese, to me. I can't tolerate the sharpness of cheddar, it makes me gag...
Molasses is basically the same thing as honey, with a slight taste difference, I think. It's been years since I've had any. It's darker in color, though, so I'm thinking it's probably sweeter than honey.
Cinnamon sugar is exactly that, a mixture of cinnamon and sugar. Just sprinkle it on the buttered toast, and you have a wonderful treat!
You can get cinnamon sugar pre-mixed, too!
Quote: angel I used to down bottles of mountain dew, but today, I try to avoid caffeine as much as possible, because if I don't, that s**t will make me look like a paranoid freak with parkison's. lmfao! i just had to google mountain dew, before i found out it's a fizzy drink, i had visions of this giant red head fairy, with serious attitude and shaky hands, drinking unsteadily from a buttercup flower in the sunlight...
confused Ok...you lost me around the buttercup part....
and my hands don't get THAT shakey, but I do become noticeably restless. Like, I'd be walking around like I was paranoid. I've even made people paranoid, by doing that. They thought I was about to murder someone...And looking back, I did kinda look that way.
Most notably, more than a few sips of caffeine, and I get a sort of head rush. Everything seems to move slower, my eyes dilate, and I'm pretty much what you'd call "high". And I do NOT like that feeling. So, I avoid it. |
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:13 pm
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village midget Fresnel He'd just take out a box of unsalted Saltines, a butter knife, and the jar of Vegemite and give us very serious looks. Nobody ******** with the Vegemite. year ten? you were 14/15?!?! a man with a dry cracker and a jar of spread terrified you? have you had counselling since? lol and they aren't the same you know, they might be made from the same rudinental ingredients...but vegemite is not nice it lacks the consisentcy of crude oil which makes marmite so exciting |
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:14 pm
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magmayoshi Fresnel village midget Fresnel village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion. second: fresnel i have taken a screen shot just incase you do actually follow through with your threat...and how on earth can you talk about delicious marmite that way? clearly you have broken taste buds. i really enjoy the twang marmite has as it bites the roof of your mouth, and spread thinly on toast with oodles of yummy melted butter...there is nothing finer... and did somebody mentioned de-caff? lol decaff is for total pussies... talk about removing the entire purpose for drinking tea and coffee, seriously it's caffiene not ******** lsd. Let me just put this in perspective. In my 10th grade history class, our teacher used Vegemite as PUNISHMENT. that explains a lot...but wait, what did she do with the vegemite to punish you? and vegemite is not marmite...i don't like vegemite. He'd just take out a box of unsalted Saltines, a butter knife, and the jar of Vegemite and give us very serious looks. Nobody ******** with the Vegemite. Come the end of the year I convinced him to actually let me try it. It was pretty bad, and I was tasting it for the rest of the week. They may not be identical, but they're more or less the same. So it traumatized you. I will be wary and/or will use it as a weapon ninja |
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:15 pm
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black_wing_angel village midget black_wing_angel village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion. It LOOKS like suntan lotion. Ok, "Parkay" is a brand. They gerenally make "squeeze" butter. Butter in bottle you squeeze. you don't have to dirty up a butter knife to spread it on something. This product, is just a "spray on" version. Yes, you literally just spray it onto whatever you need butter on. It's awesome! oh dear, and they question why you yanks get fat...you're not even having to exert energy to get the bread buttered...but it does sound entertaining. I'm not a yankee.
Quote: Depends on the kind of cheese, to me. I can't tolerate the sharpness of cheddar, it makes me gag...
I ******** love extra-sharp cheddar.
Quote: Molasses is basically the same thing as honey, with a slight taste difference, I think. It's been years since I've had any. It's darker in color, though, so I'm thinking it's probably sweeter than honey. |
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:39 pm
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Fresnel black_wing_angel village midget black_wing_angel village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion. It LOOKS like suntan lotion. Ok, "Parkay" is a brand. They gerenally make "squeeze" butter. Butter in bottle you squeeze. you don't have to dirty up a butter knife to spread it on something. This product, is just a "spray on" version. Yes, you literally just spray it onto whatever you need butter on. It's awesome! oh dear, and they question why you yanks get fat...you're not even having to exert energy to get the bread buttered...but it does sound entertaining. I'm not a yankee. Why is it Eurofags don't get that there's about ten states in this union where calling a man a 'yankee' will get you ******** LYNCHED?
Well, Missouri isn't such a state, that I know of. However, Missouri was divided in the war, and although I was born and raised in the north half, my family originates from the lower half. There's a town about 15 miles to the boarder to Tennessee, which is where my family comes from. So, as far as personality and pride, and such, I'm FAR from being a Yankee.
Quote: Quote: Depends on the kind of cheese, to me. I can't tolerate the sharpness of cheddar, it makes me gag... I ******** love extra-sharp cheddar.
*Gags at the thought of what cheddar tastes like*
Quote: Quote: Molasses is basically the same thing as honey, with a slight taste difference, I think. It's been years since I've had any. It's darker in color, though, so I'm thinking it's probably sweeter than honey. Similar in taste, but it's essentially brown sugar sludge. I think it's the byproduct of converting brown sugar to white sugar.
I have no idea how they make it, I just know that it's ******** AWESOME on cornbread! |
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:47 pm
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Fresnel magmayoshi Fresnel village midget Fresnel village midget first: wtf is spray on parkay butter? it sounds like suntan lotion. second: fresnel i have taken a screen shot just incase you do actually follow through with your threat...and how on earth can you talk about delicious marmite that way? clearly you have broken taste buds. i really enjoy the twang marmite has as it bites the roof of your mouth, and spread thinly on toast with oodles of yummy melted butter...there is nothing finer... and did somebody mentioned de-caff? lol decaff is for total pussies... talk about removing the entire purpose for drinking tea and coffee, seriously it's caffiene not ******** lsd. Let me just put this in perspective. In my 10th grade history class, our teacher used Vegemite as PUNISHMENT. that explains a lot...but wait, what did she do with the vegemite to punish you? and vegemite is not marmite...i don't like vegemite. He'd just take out a box of unsalted Saltines, a butter knife, and the jar of Vegemite and give us very serious looks. Nobody ******** with the Vegemite. Come the end of the year I convinced him to actually let me try it. It was pretty bad, and I was tasting it for the rest of the week. They may not be identical, but they're more or less the same. So it traumatized you. I will be wary and/or will use it as a weapon ninja No, it's just the taste DOES NOT GO AWAY. You'll be going about your normal life and burp up vegemite, and be tasting it for another hour or so.
Interesting, interesting. *scribbles notes* So it devoured your soul and is now resting in your upper digestive system; It's been there long enough for you to be used to it but is now plotting revenge on those who created its foul existence?
Wing, we must conscript the upper digestive gnomes for our taking over the world scheme. |
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