Pinoy Jokes! Havey jokes for 20k at Page 41

[BitesizeNikki]

iiilovebrownies

Mom:anak lu2in m0 2ng gulay..

Anak:mmaya n gngwa ko pa 2ng saranggola..

Mom:anak ng! bkt mkakain mu b ung saranggola mu?.!

Anak:hndi bkt lilipad b ynggulay mu?!..

Mom:hndi..

Anak:hndi pla eh.. umayos k nay kung ayaw mung kw pliparin ko...

Haha. mabait nah bata. rofl  

[BitesizeNikki]

iChain_Athrun

nakakainis ang mga bahay na yelo lng ang bnebenta...

pero pag sumigaw ka ng....
"PAGBILAN!!"

sumasagot pa ng..
"Ano yun?!"

malamang yelo
dba?!
fling sari-sari store..

hehe. blaugh blaugh

prang sa gM nyo lang po yan sa celfon dati ahh. :]]  

[Ponkotsu]

iiPakzBitesize xD

iChain_Athrun

nakakainis ang mga bahay na yelo lng ang bnebenta...

pero pag sumigaw ka ng....
"PAGBILAN!!"

sumasagot pa ng..
"Ano yun?!"

malamang yelo
dba?!
fling sari-sari store..

hehe. blaugh blaugh

prang sa gM nyo lang po yan sa celfon dati ahh. :]]

hahahaha.. TAMA!!!
nakakatawa kasi ehh  

[aaDubzMua]

iChain_Athrun

nakakainis ang mga bahay na yelo lng ang bnebenta...

pero pag sumigaw ka ng....
"PAGBILAN!!"

sumasagot pa ng..
"Ano yun?!"

malamang yelo
dba?!
fling sari-sari store..

hehe. blaugh blaugh

Lol. Haha! rofl rofl Natawa naman ako dito! XD  

[JACKAL17 Extreme]

Ang ilong naman niya, to the left to the left!!
 

[Kayraf]

Philosophy Teacher: Why do you believe in God? nakikita nyo ba siya?

Student: Hindi po!

Teacher: Hindi naman pala eh so walang God!

Sudent: Eh kayo sir, nakikita nyo ba utak nyo?

Teacher: Hindi bakit?

Student: TARA NA GUYS!! WALA NAMAN PALANG UTAK SI SIR EH!! rofl rofl rofl  

[Zariah Khi]

BF: honey I want to buy you a gift

GF: bakit naman? eh di pa naman nten monthsary ah?

BF: Don't you know by now, it's because of the "four letter word"

GF: LOVE..!!?? *blushes*

BF: hindi yun!

GF: ha? eh anu? *confused*

BF: "SALE"

rofl tagal na neto, corny pa ...  

[Zariah Khi]

BF: honey anu zodiac sign mu?

GF (low ang IQ): ummbakit mu tinatanung?

BF: wala lang malay mu pareho tayo

GF: ehh Ikaw muna...

BF: Cancer aq

GF (wala ng lusot): umm "pneumonia"

BF: ahehehe eh di naman yun zodiac sign eh patawa ka ah?

GF: ahaha hindi "GOITER" talaga

lol  

[JACKAL17 Extreme]

Boyet: inay ano po ulam natin??

Nanay: tingnan mo na lang sa ref natin anak

Boyet: eh wala naman po tayo ref hindi ba??

Nanay:Eh d wala tayong ulam, anak konting utak naman!!!  

[JACKAL17 Extreme]

Tatay:anak, gising na at kakain na tayo.. hinanda ko ang paborito mong ulam
Anak:talaga tay!!!
Tatay: hulaan mo.. may CHOP sa dulo??
Anak:aha!!! porkchop tay!! paborito ko yun eh!!!
Tatay: ketchop anak.. sige kain ka na…  

[soupffle]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stamina.
Stamina who?
Stamina-mina, eh-eh, waka-waka, eh-eh, stamina-mina,
walabum bala, wajaba-africa.  

[soupffle]

Knock knock?
MAY DOORBELL.  

[soupffle]

Kriminal : ui, deal or no deal? pag napatawa kita, pakakawalan mo ako dito.

Police : Ayaw, madaya ka eh, mhuka mo palang nakakatawa na eh.

Kriminal : Ayy, manok ka!, Moo moo!

Police : Adik, sige nanga!

Kriminal : Knock Knock.

Police : May doorbell ako!

Kriminal : indi, walang door bell kasi!

Police : osige, who's there?

Kriminal : U.P.

Police : U.P. Who?

Kriminal : Happy Birthday to you, Happy birth day to you,
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birth day to you.

Police : tange, san ung U.P.?!

Kriminal : U.P.!!! (yippe) *clap* *clap* *clap*

Police : wlang hya.

hahahahahahahahahahaha blaugh
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[soupffle]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fire apoy.
Fire apoy who?
IFire apoy (if i were a boy).