Raziel MIA

[Scientific GLaDOS]

=INVASION: FOREIGN OBJECT IN CONTACT WITH INTERFACE=

*Clamps hard onto tentacle and quickly rips it off, tossing it into open incinerator*

There you are.

=INITIATE DEFENSES: ROCKET TURRETS; FLAME TURRETS=

 

[Kain Balance Guardian]

*stairs at squid* I wonder how long it would take to immolate you...  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

*claps for GLaDOS* You are my new best friend biggrin  

[Iamnotasquid]

*knocks turrets into each other*
It's like going bowling with small metallic children. Except there isn't a bloodied mess to clean up afterward.

*decides to try and molest Kain*  

[Rahab the Fourth Son]

I'm going to sit back and watch this end badly for the squid.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

So, should I put out this fire near the computer or not? It's getting rather big.  

[Scientific GLaDOS]

Kain Balance Guardian

*stairs at squid* I wonder how long it would take to immolate you...

Allow me to test your thesis for you.

For science.

=INITIATE TURRET DEFENSE::ALL=
=WALL MOUNT TURRETS::FLOOR MOUNT TURRETS=
=ROCKET TURRETS::STATIONARY=

*Fires several dozen consecutive rounds of explosives at EG*

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Put it out, Turel, GLaDOS is going to get rid of the squid for us  

[Iamnotasquid]

I can't die you fools. I just keep coming back.

*picks up turrets and tosses them at each other*
Yes, this is mor efun with actual children. They scream more.

*grabs and tosses Dumah into the fray*
let's try a child like vampire  

[Kain Balance Guardian]

*teleports away from squid*


(*ish doing taxes atm too*)  

[Lord Dumah]

OWWIE!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

*slowly puts fire out* I like causing fires.  

[Scientific GLaDOS]

Lieutenant Turel

So, should I put out this fire near the computer or not? It's getting rather big.

The more fire, the better.

=INITIATE::THERMAL DISCOURAGEMENT BEAMS::24=
=REPLACE: biggrin AMAGED_ROCKET TURRETS::REMAINING::58990 FUNCTIONING UNITS=
=SPIKEWALLS::LATERAL=

*Continues assault on the squid, striking with targeted thermal beams and spike walls from overhead*

STOP SQUIRMING AND DIE LIKE AN ADULT.

 

[Iamnotasquid]

*is getting shot at but continues to toss the turrets at each other or GLaDoS*
Hmm hmmm hmmm. Everyone is so violent to me. What did I do. I am so innocent.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Iamnotasquid

*is getting shot at but continues to toss the turrets at each other or GLaDoS*
Hmm hmmm hmmm. Everyone is so violent to me. What did I do. I am so innocent.

Uhuh, and Moebius doesn't like little boys