Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[lurichan]

((I would if I hadn't sold them in a garage sale when I was about 12 or so *lol*))

Veruniel has a pink corvette she drives around everywhere, and the horn plays "Baby Hit Me One More Time" by Brittney Spears.  

[zz1000zz]

The girl above me is Brittney Spears!

lurichan

ZZ has a collection of fruitcakes she's been given over the years and she is slowly teaching them the english language as they gain sentience so that they might one day take over the world.

Sanskrit, not English! Sanskrit is the language of the future!  

[lurichan]

ZZ has a secret temple dedicated to cats in her back yard and services are every Tues. at 5pm.  

[zz1000zz]

The girl above me is the attending priestess for tonights ceremonies, and everyone is invited!  

[lurichan]

ZZ's butt is made of gaucamole, and will be served after the services tonight.  

[zz1000zz]

Luri is the one who prepared it! Today is an off day. Normally my butt is made of chocolate, and tastes great!  

[lurichan]

ZZ's cult will be implimenting the fruitcake plan in 3 months time.  

[CeciliaPhoenix]

Luri secretly tortures kittens using catnip, a spoon, a cheesegrater, and a ham  

[lurichan]

Ceclia takes nude photos of cats and dogs and sells them on the internet for a huge profit.  

[Veruniel]

Lurichan secretly lusts after naked pics of chipmunks!  

[lurichan]

Veruniel is the secret mastermind behind the wal-mart corperation.  

[darkXmoon]

lurichan will sneek out late at night and tickel random people with fish she found in a pond.  

[lurichan]

darkxmoon has found the cure for cancer, but it contains ingredients to evil and diabolical to even mention in this thread, so the FDA won't approve it.  

[Kitsoru]

luri is the poo alchemist! eek  

[CeciliaPhoenix]

Kitsoru secretly has a crush on Micheal Jackson........and his little boys twisted