Execute Order____!

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Order 64: Go back to using an N64. Old school.  

[Missing00]

Order #CU83: Screw the N64 and get a GameCube.  

[Darkened Angel]

Order 8-bit: Play the original NES Metroid and get all the powerups and beat it. Then beat it again as quickly as possible just to see a crappy 16-pixel bikini on Samus.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Order GBA: Don't bother, buy the Metroid remake for GBA and play it with better quality.  

[Darkened Angel]

Order SNES: Find DA's long lost torn part of the Super Metroid game genie codes list, which contains the code to set the play timer to 0 hours.  

[Missing00]

Order 841ley: Dont bother with playing and just enter "Justin Bailey" in the password screen to see her in a bikini faster.  

[Darkened Angel]

missing nin itachi

Order 841ley: Dont bother with playing and just enter "Justin Bailey" in the password screen to see her in a bikini faster.

Which doesn't work, as that is her flight suit, and beating it using said password gives you the worst ending. ( I know, I've done it. )

Order 000000 000020 000000 000020: Enter the numbers of this Order in the password screen to start a new game with Flight Suit Samus, no powerups.  

[[Phantasmic]]

Here's a funny look at someone's rendition of Order 65:

http://blogs.starwars.com/Flesh/45  

[elvisnake]

Order 411: Find out what the hell is going on

Order 79: Make sure any supreme battlestations we build can't be destroyed by two well shot proton torpedos

Order 80: Nevermind, I'm too lazy.  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

Order 17: Get a leader who doesn't go through 17 admirals in one week.  

[elvisnake]

Order 19202352389986: Cut down on the number of orders  

[Darkened Angel]

Order 777: C'mon... C'mon... JACKPOT!  

[Missing00]

order 69: mess with cloning facility to make some female clones.  

[elvisnake]

Order 1: Come up with a bunch of orders that we'll probably never use, and one or two that we might actually need.  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

Order 2: Get a Coffee break. (or Jawa Juice)