Vending Machine

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a toaster.

*inserts Naruto's rancid milk*  

[Miwaslover]

You get an Onbu!

-inserts Naruto fillers-

 

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get an angry mob of Naruto freaks.

*inserts Konohamaru*  

[Miwaslover]

Oh noes! DX

You get Konohamaru's scarf!

-inserts Sai's belly-

 

[Public Pervert]

You get a rant straight form Sai about why Naruto has no p***s

-insterts the little AIM guy-  

[Miwaslover]

You get Jiraiya's AIM.

-inserts a pile of crap-

 

[Public Pervert]

Miwaslover

You get Jiraiya's AIM.

-inserts a pile of crap-

Yosh! -runs off to AIM- Jjjiiirrrraaiiyyya! =D

Anyways, go get Akamaru, the source of said crap

-insterts a pinky toe- A LEFT pinky toe-  

[Miwaslover]

XD Maybe I can sell it!

You get Kishimoto sensei's left hand off the black market.

-inserts the three tailed Jinchuriki-

 

[Purple dragon lady]

Your get a feral little girl.

*inserts Lee's eyebrows*  

[Miwaslover]

You get an angry Gaara. "Lee stole them!"

-inserts stupid pun-

 

[Rebirth Project]

ninja

One more night , I wanna be with you
Where I wanna hold you tight...

Dun dun dun... You get a one kleenex box. :U

-Insertz a tiger-

It feels so right
Tonight…

 

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a grown up Akamaru. (Big enough for Kiba to ride on! Woah!)

*inserts a pea shooter*  

[Miwaslover]

You get a bottle of blood!

-inserts bucket of water-

 

[RikuXdeath]

You get a tosted human hand in a bucket.

*Inserta Akamaru's owns left foot*  

[Miwaslover]

You get PETA protestors!

-inserts Naruto pillows-