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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:31 pm
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GilAskan Her: Y'alls can't talk right! Me: You mean "You all cannot speak correctly"? Her: Shuddup, raciss' faggit ... Wait, what happened? Well, it's about that simple. Some girl came up to me at a book store, and said "Y'alls can't talk right!". I wasn't speaking. I didn't know her, at all. I had never met her. And again, I wasn't speaking in the first place. WTF? heh heh, that happens to me all the time. xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:33 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:15 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:40 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:13 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:37 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:47 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:01 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:52 am
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i'm half Korean so while growing up people liked to call me "Jackie Chan", "Bruce Lee", "Jet Li", or "chinese". after a little while i just started saying "Please, if you want to hurt my feelings come up with something different.", or i started doing mock martial arts poses while saying "waaaaa-ha!" a lot.
my favorite one is when someone asked if i was related to Bruce Lee. i just give them this shocked look and say "Hey! How did you know my uncle Bruce? I never met him, died before I was born and everything. Someone said he was into movies or something..." and i just trail off from there.
then of course there are those innuendos about about asian guys not having a huge p***s. i just shoot back at them "Hey, there was a specific reason why my cousin was called 'Hung-Lo'."
i've always thought i'd be hilarious if they did something original and stuck one of those little gold stickers that say "made in China" on my back.
and then some people would call me "Asian (insert some vulgar word here)" and then they would throw their heads back and laugh. after a little while i learned to say "Hey white (same vulgar word thrown back at them)" and then i'd throw my head back and laugh.
as for those people who just like to yell "GOTH!" at you, just reply along these lines: "Yes? Do you need anything?"
i mean seriously, insults are for kids, most of the time i don't really pay that much attention to them. lately i've gotten comments like "Hello Neo." or "Welcome to the Matrix" type stuff because of the new coat i got. right now i just kinda mock scoff at them and say "You're just jealous that I've got a spiffy/swanky/awesome coat." and then i grin.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:26 am
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[ Brain Damage ] I don't really dress "Goth." More like, I wear things from Hollister and such. So, it's really funny when a "mallcore goth kid" will continuously make retarded comments to me.Quote: "You look like a slut!"
"Really? How so? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that my body is covered up, whore."
"Your clothes are so tight! What, do you like showing off your body?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Suddenly fitted = dressing whorish? At least my clothes aren't dragging on the floor getting dirty." (I don't really care, but it just seemed appropriate for the moment. X3)
"Don't judge me, you just don't understand this subculture."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Okay then; judge me all you want, hypocrite."
"It's hard not to when all you people are the same!"
"How am I the same as everyone else?"
"You wear those expensive slut clothes! And you listen to that Rap and Hip Hop s**t!"
"That's not all I listen to."
"Oh, sorry, I forgot about your precious Green Day."
"No, more like you forgot Kid Dynamite, Siouxsie & The Banshees, The HorrorPops, The Creepshow, and maybe a tinge of Smashing Pumpkins (best band ever.)"
"I know about Smashing Pumpkins, they're cool and all, but I bet you just made up those other ones. You know nothing about Goth Subculture."
"...okay?"
"b***h."
"By the way, just to let you know, (pointing at her T-Shirt), Marilyn Manson isn't goth-rock."
*insert her stunned look here.* I don't understand people sometimes. Lolz. emo
To quote Calculon- "That was so bad I think you gave me cancer!"
What a wanker.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:51 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:49 am
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