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 Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:08 pm
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Naito_Mitsukai I was recently (as in yesterday) at an SCA event - Yule feast, and there was Rapier! xd Only two people though, one being a good friend of mine Ysabelle, and the other Liam! xd They ended up with about 100 matches within an hour! And every time I looked over, Liam seemed to have taken Ysabelle's legs out! and I started laughing, and yelled out to Ysabellle "HEY YSABELLE!! LIAM SEEMS TO HAVE YOU ON YOUR KNEES QUITE OFTEN!" sweatdrop I think I got her killed that round with that comment! sweatdrop She was laughing, and he managed to get her!
Yeah that one is always clasic. |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:10 pm
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The Abortionater This one may offend a few of you, but I thought it was hilarious. I was talking a fighter ,whose name I never asked, after tavern tourney to compliment him on his getting around my shield (a work not easily accomplished, as I pride myself on my skill with a shield.) and conversation progressed whilst the rapier fighters took the field when He turned to see his friend in the ring, and he said to me in a joking tone, and loud enough for his friend to hear; "What's the hardest part about fighting rapier?" I shrugged then he exclaimed "Telling your mom you're gay!" I laughed my a** off at that. In fact almost every hard suit fighter there did
Thats not verry nice.... funny but not nice. |
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:53 am
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Rial k**e The Abortionater This one may offend a few of you, but I thought it was hilarious. I was talking a fighter ,whose name I never asked, after tavern tourney to compliment him on his getting around my shield (a work not easily accomplished, as I pride myself on my skill with a shield.) and conversation progressed whilst the rapier fighters took the field when He turned to see his friend in the ring, and he said to me in a joking tone, and loud enough for his friend to hear; "What's the hardest part about fighting rapier?" I shrugged then he exclaimed "Telling your mom you're gay!" I laughed my a** off at that. In fact almost every hard suit fighter there did Thats not verry nice.... funny but not nice.
Like I said, it may offend. But I had to put it out there for the public. |
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:50 pm
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The Abortionater Rial k**e The Abortionater This one may offend a few of you, but I thought it was hilarious. I was talking a fighter ,whose name I never asked, after tavern tourney to compliment him on his getting around my shield (a work not easily accomplished, as I pride myself on my skill with a shield.) and conversation progressed whilst the rapier fighters took the field when He turned to see his friend in the ring, and he said to me in a joking tone, and loud enough for his friend to hear; "What's the hardest part about fighting rapier?" I shrugged then he exclaimed "Telling your mom you're gay!" I laughed my a** off at that. In fact almost every hard suit fighter there did Thats not verry nice.... funny but not nice. Like I said, it may offend. But I had to put it out there for the public.
I whant to become a rapier fighter and I thought it was funny. and no I didn't just come out of the closet. |
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:25 pm
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The Abortionater This one may offend a few of you, but I thought it was hilarious. I was talking a fighter ,whose name I never asked, after tavern tourney to compliment him on his getting around my shield (a work not easily accomplished, as I pride myself on my skill with a shield.) and conversation progressed whilst the rapier fighters took the field when He turned to see his friend in the ring, and he said to me in a joking tone, and loud enough for his friend to hear; "What's the hardest part about fighting rapier?" I shrugged then he exclaimed "Telling your mom you're gay!" I laughed my a** off at that. In fact almost every hard suit fighter there did
my best friend made a phallic boffer out of brown duct tape with the tip done in red and everyone calls it the raper (instead of rapier LMFAO) |
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:46 am
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Dema The Abortionater This one may offend a few of you, but I thought it was hilarious. I was talking a fighter ,whose name I never asked, after tavern tourney to compliment him on his getting around my shield (a work not easily accomplished, as I pride myself on my skill with a shield.) and conversation progressed whilst the rapier fighters took the field when He turned to see his friend in the ring, and he said to me in a joking tone, and loud enough for his friend to hear; "What's the hardest part about fighting rapier?" I shrugged then he exclaimed "Telling your mom you're gay!" I laughed my a** off at that. In fact almost every hard suit fighter there did my best friend made a phallic boffer out of brown duct tape with the tip done in red and everyone calls it the raper (instead of rapier LMFAO)
I know a guy who has a bright pink spear for war. This thing is OBNOXIOUSLY bright. He calls it "The Shaft" |
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:41 pm
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Dema The Abortionater This one may offend a few of you, but I thought it was hilarious. I was talking a fighter ,whose name I never asked, after tavern tourney to compliment him on his getting around my shield (a work not easily accomplished, as I pride myself on my skill with a shield.) and conversation progressed whilst the rapier fighters took the field when He turned to see his friend in the ring, and he said to me in a joking tone, and loud enough for his friend to hear; "What's the hardest part about fighting rapier?" I shrugged then he exclaimed "Telling your mom you're gay!" I laughed my a** off at that. In fact almost every hard suit fighter there did my best friend made a phallic boffer out of brown duct tape with the tip done in red and everyone calls it the raper (instead of rapier LMFAO)
Thats frikin grate. |
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:42 pm
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The Abortionater Dema The Abortionater This one may offend a few of you, but I thought it was hilarious. I was talking a fighter ,whose name I never asked, after tavern tourney to compliment him on his getting around my shield (a work not easily accomplished, as I pride myself on my skill with a shield.) and conversation progressed whilst the rapier fighters took the field when He turned to see his friend in the ring, and he said to me in a joking tone, and loud enough for his friend to hear; "What's the hardest part about fighting rapier?" I shrugged then he exclaimed "Telling your mom you're gay!" I laughed my a** off at that. In fact almost every hard suit fighter there did my best friend made a phallic boffer out of brown duct tape with the tip done in red and everyone calls it the raper (instead of rapier LMFAO) I know a guy who has a bright pink spear for war. This thing is OBNOXIOUSLY bright. He calls it "The Shaft"
I can see it now
"I just got shaffted" |
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:52 am
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Rial k**e The Abortionater Dema The Abortionater This one may offend a few of you, but I thought it was hilarious. I was talking a fighter ,whose name I never asked, after tavern tourney to compliment him on his getting around my shield (a work not easily accomplished, as I pride myself on my skill with a shield.) and conversation progressed whilst the rapier fighters took the field when He turned to see his friend in the ring, and he said to me in a joking tone, and loud enough for his friend to hear; "What's the hardest part about fighting rapier?" I shrugged then he exclaimed "Telling your mom you're gay!" I laughed my a** off at that. In fact almost every hard suit fighter there did my best friend made a phallic boffer out of brown duct tape with the tip done in red and everyone calls it the raper (instead of rapier LMFAO) I know a guy who has a bright pink spear for war. This thing is OBNOXIOUSLY bright. He calls it "The Shaft" I can see it now "I just got shaffted"
You would know too. It's the brightest thing on the field. |
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:34 pm
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The Abortionater Rial k**e The Abortionater Dema The Abortionater This one may offend a few of you, but I thought it was hilarious. I was talking a fighter ,whose name I never asked, after tavern tourney to compliment him on his getting around my shield (a work not easily accomplished, as I pride myself on my skill with a shield.) and conversation progressed whilst the rapier fighters took the field when He turned to see his friend in the ring, and he said to me in a joking tone, and loud enough for his friend to hear; "What's the hardest part about fighting rapier?" I shrugged then he exclaimed "Telling your mom you're gay!" I laughed my a** off at that. In fact almost every hard suit fighter there did my best friend made a phallic boffer out of brown duct tape with the tip done in red and everyone calls it the raper (instead of rapier LMFAO) I know a guy who has a bright pink spear for war. This thing is OBNOXIOUSLY bright. He calls it "The Shaft" I can see it now "I just got shaffted" You would know too. It's the brightest thing on the field.
Do you supose hes compensating? |
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:09 pm
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Naito_Mitsukai Rial k**e The Abortionater Rial k**e The Abortionater I know a guy who has a bright pink spear for war. This thing is OBNOXIOUSLY bright. He calls it "The Shaft" I can see it now "I just got shaffted" You would know too. It's the brightest thing on the field. Do you supose hes compensating?
Honestly... I mean I huge pink spear??? Makes you wonder. |
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:54 am
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Rial k**e Naito_Mitsukai Rial k**e The Abortionater Rial k**e The Abortionater I know a guy who has a bright pink spear for war. This thing is OBNOXIOUSLY bright. He calls it "The Shaft" I can see it now "I just got shaffted" You would know too. It's the brightest thing on the field. Do you supose hes compensating? Honestly... I mean I huge pink spear??? Makes you wonder.
It does make you wonder. But not as much as a tremendous codpeice. |
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:22 pm
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Random Saxon Rial k**e Naito_Mitsukai Rial k**e The Abortionater You would know too. It's the brightest thing on the field. Do you supose hes compensating? Honestly... I mean I huge pink spear??? Makes you wonder. It does make you wonder. But not as much as a tremendous codpeice.
That dosen't usuailly make you wonder, you prolly already know. |
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