Yo Mama Jokes

[BigJammer]

Your mother's such a dyke, she could stop the wave  

[BigJammer]

yo mama is so fat she jumped out of a plane in a yellow suit everyone thought the sun was falling  

[BigJammer]

Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Your Mom is so fat, she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws.
Your Mom's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!".  

[BigJammer]

Yo mama's so fat, when god said "Let there be light!" He asked her to move  

[BigJammer]

Your mama so fat she stepped on the scale..the scale said to be continued  

[BigJammer]

your mamas so fat she steped on the beach and all the wales came out of the ocean and started singing "we are famaly"  

[BigJammer]

Your Momma's so fat, whenever she goes to town, people run and yell "Earthquake!"  

[BigJammer]

you mama so fat she went on a bungie cord and went straight to hell rofl  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

rofl xd rofl  

[BigJammer]

Laughs wicked  

[BigJammer]

You mamma is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book.  

[The Lovemiester]

1. Ny !

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

WTF? confused stressed  

[BigJammer]

demon_cat_kiki

WTF? confused stressed

his keyboard must be out lol  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

YO mama so ugly that people are sceared to catch her uglyness!!!