You Know You're Into Star Wars Too Much When... Game

[Johnny Malone]

When you buy all the books to the d20 Star Wars RPG, convince your friends, whether Star Wars fans or not, to play. Then having a wookie shave your friends Bothan. (Cale I'm looking at you mad )  

[Missing00]

When you try to make a lego version of Crix Madine in Lego Star Wars 2  

[Nospai Deathous]

When someone farts, you always say, "What a wonderful smell you've discovered!"  

[Sol Walker]

When you compare everything to Luke's varmenting analogy.
(Can it Eorl. Besides, there was a mando involved too. And a shaved bothan is funny as hell.))  

[Nospai Deathous]

You use star destroyers as a unit of measure.

"Oh, her house is about 8 star destroyers from here."  

[NickCpointless]

you steal the spice from your moms spice rack and try to smuggle it to your friends house  

[Nospai Deathous]

You then consume said spice in great quantities and then convince yourself that you're high.  

[NickCpointless]

when you see the news about iraq and simply say thats not how the empire would do it  

[Nospai Deathous]

You then prove that hypothesis by making a detailed strategy the Empire would use, focused mainly on using Star Destroyers to pwn everyone's a**.  

[stellarmagic]

Don't forget putting about Stormtrooper on every street corner...

Then compare the whole darn thing to tatooiene.  

[elvisnake]

Whenever you see footage of the war in Iraq, it reminds you primarily of when you play in Mos Eisely on BF2  

[Nospai Deathous]

Whenever you see old footage from Vietnam, you yell loudly. "See? They did it without Ewoks!!"  

[NickCpointless]

when you plan to steal your neighbors baby twins to take one to alderan and one to tatouine  

[Nospai Deathous]

You never drink milk unless there's light blue food-coloring in it.  

[Missing00]

When you step on a little kid's sand castle and then say " I base delta zero'ed your a**!"