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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:20 pm
because its silent and its has a hill.
Why do n00bs suck? pirate
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:21 pm
Because they dont know they are Noobs.
Why do they make Yoohoo?
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:29 am
So you don't have to say woo-hoo when you drink it.
Why did they come up with the internet?
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:05 pm
Well, according to Al Gore he was the one that invented it and it was originally just for the military to be able to stay in better communication... eek
What makes people snore so freakin loud?
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:22 pm
Murphy's Law--they only do that when you're trying to sleep in the same room.
Why is my English teacher so psychotic?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:18 am
Because it chose to be psychotic.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:54 am
Turnips. I know, I was shocked to find out as well.
Does this hat make my butt look big? (image not supplied)
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:02 am
Quite possibly, I mean it's form fitting.
Why is there no one on gaia at 7 a.m. west coast time?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:10 am
because it is just past midnight (Eastern Standard Time)
Should I go to the gym?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:55 am
No, wait for the gym to come to you.
Why am I hungry?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:07 am
because you need to eat something...
When will my nose stop running?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:59 am
when you stop breathing and stop picking on the dust bunnys eek
why do people hate me?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:49 pm
They dont hate you, just dont understand you.
Why is it my gf has to work every friday night?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:55 pm
Because your gf wants to brake up with you.
Why does George Bush suck at life?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:50 pm
Because democrats think they have all the answers.
Why do people think so crazy?
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