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 Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:06 pm
How did the mouse hear what they said?
chemistry homework
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:08 pm
Why do that when you can do Pre Cal?
Cheese
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:11 pm
What was the last thing your foot smelled like?
The phone was stuck to my cat's tongue.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:36 pm
Why didn't you call into work today?
I just didn't know how to fart correctly.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:29 pm
Why are you constipated?
I love how my leg bites your sponge.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:37 am
What did that guy say to you to make you dump him?
Its for the initiations
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:10 pm
Why are there sheep in panties in the bedroom?
Waterbed and lotion
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:22 pm
What is in your room?
I LIKE PIE!! mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:47 pm
What did you say your new catch phrase was?
Dusty old books.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:56 pm
How can I cure this athletes foot?
Lots of Sugar Free Candy
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:22 am
what do you have left in the bowl on your front porch, after Halloween?
spiderwebs
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:10 pm
What kind of underwear does a witch wear?
Smashed jack-o-lanterns
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:44 pm
The only thing you could make with your pumpkins.
A half-empty soup can.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:13 pm
What can you afford to have for lunch?
Bob did it.
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