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 Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:34 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:48 pm
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Naruto: A-HA, I win again. I think I'll move on to become a shougi champion instead of being hokage.
Shikamaru: Goddamnit, I lost again to Naruto
Sasuke: Maybe there's something to this whole pride and loyalty thing. It works for Naruto, and my ice-b***h approach certainly isn't working
Sakura: Sorry mom...my date with Naruto last night ran late and I totally couldn't study for the test. I got an F
Haku: Hey Zabs, check out the tight a** on that girl. Isn't she a looker?
Shino: *been talking on the phone for 3 hours straight now* So he said "How troublesome, and I was just all 'like, it's only a small mission dude..."
Hinata: Hey, Kiba, I'm in charge idiot and don't you bleeding forget it! That's what I thought, get back down there like the dogboy you are
Kakashi: I think I'll get a lip piercing just to freak them out about what's under my mask
Gaara: Has anyone realized yet that I'm a really shitty ninja? Hell, I don't have a single jutsu that doesn't involve the sand
Temari: To hell with fishnet, I'm switching to bandages
Tsunade: Hey Shizune, I think I'm going to operate today using a scalpel. Who needs chackra when I have outdated medical equipment?
Chouji: You know, this Atkins dude is pretty smart. I'm gonna go stock up on atkins diet books instead of my usual BBQ lunch
Ino: Leave me alone Sasuke, I'm watching South Park
Tenten: *just finished explaining her past, which took all of 9 hours and 4 psychologists* ...and that's why I use weapons so much
Itachi: Kisameeeeeeeeee, why won't you come to bed?
Kisame: I miss my Zabousa-chan... crying
Kyuubi: Hmm *turns page* so this was written by the sensei of that dude who sealed me. Too bad I killed him, maybe his sensei would have written a furry novel for me with me and the Shukaku
Yea, I know they all suck, but c'est la vie
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:26 am
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Sasuke: Itachi, I love you. You're the best brother ever!
Shino: Like, omg, girlfriend. (xD)
Kiba: Shino, you are so much more of a leader than I.
Shikamaru: Sasuke-kuuuun! heart
Haku: Zabuza, I'm sorry, but I got an audition to be in Singing in the Rain, and you just are ruining my acting career with your no-eyebrow, scary, freakiness. And your sword sucks.
Zabuza: HAKU-SAMA! *glomp*
Sakura: I suddenly have the urge to go out and declare my love for Sasuke. *pauses for a moment* Oh well.
Tsunade: My boobs are so unhumanly big. I'm going to cut them off and donate them to starving children in Ethiopia. (Don't hurt me for this.)
Jiraiya: I hate girls.
Orochimaru: I love girls. (XDD Inside joke. Though most of you who are open-minded enough can get it.)
Shizune: OH IRUKA-SENSEI!
Iruka: ... OH SHIZUNE!
Gai: Rock Lee, you are no longer my favoritestestest student. NEJI IS!
Neji: HEY MACARENA!
TenTen: Shino, I'm in love with you....r squirrel.
Naruto: ...And so, that is how e=mc squared. Any inquiries about the mathematical equation, my inferiors?
Kakashi: You guys! There you are! I've been waiting for you guys since 6 this morning!
Asuma: Sorry I'm late, I was helping an old lady across the street when suddenly with truck came by and totally KILLED her pet cat, so we had to take her pet cat and blah blah blah.
Ino: I love you... person that isn't Sasuke!
Chouji: I hate food. I hate Shikamaru. I'mma go be gothic and emo-ish now.
Rock Lee: I've always wanted to fight you... TENTEN!
Gaara: I want world peace and that every boy and girl in the world gets a present for Christmahanakwanzakah!
Temari: I love children! And I hate those idiotic fans! They cramp my style.
Hokage: Ooooo, doughnuts...
Ebisu: Oooo, more doughnuts...
Konohamaru: My grandpa smells funny.
Obito: I can kick your a**! BECAUSE I'M UCHIHA OBITO!
(... Oh wait, that's something he would say. xD)
Obito: I can't kick your a**. Kakashi, you go ahead and lead the team.
(Much better.)
Hinata: KIBA, GET YO' LAZY a** MOVING!!! NARUTO, STOP LOOKING SO STUPID AND REALIZE YOU GOIN' DOWN FOOL! JUST STAY DOWN AND DIE, b***h! MOFO! WHA?!? CAT GOT YO' TONGUE, FOO'??? Yeah, that's what I thought.
AAAAAND!
Kankurou: My makeup is sooooooo '50s.
Yeah. That's it. Excuse the crappyness. It's 1 in the morning. ;.;
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:16 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:01 pm
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This I made a few weeks ago in another thread.
I was really bored at the time.
Enjoy.
Penguin Supporter NOTE: THESE ARE NOT CONVERSATIONS. JUST QUOTES. xD
This my friends, is what happens when I'm really bored.
I wrote all of these. xD
Sorry if your favorite character isn't here. D:
-THINGS THEY'D NEVER SAY-
By Penguin Supporter
Gaara
Gaara: I LOVE YOU MASTER GAI!!
Gaara (To Naruto): My demon's better than you're demon. :[
Gaara: Does this make me look fat?
Gaara: ADD EXTRA SPRINKLES, PLEASE!!
Hatake Kakashi
Kakashi: It is evident. Master Gai is the strongest, most intelligent shinobi to ever live.
Kakashi (blushing): You look so charming today, Naruto.
Kakashi: Owned?
Uchiha Sasuke
Sasuke (To Gai): Teach me your awesome poses!
Sasuke (To Gaara): You're so great! heart
Sasuke: I forgive you, Itachi. Hug? ^_^
Sasuke (To Naruto): Hot sexing. Please.
Rock Lee
Lee: You know, Gai Sensei... You could really gain a few pounds. :D
Lee (To Naruto): Your taijutsu outmatches my own!
Lee (To Gaara): You kicked my a** and made me cry but... LET'S KISS AND MAKE UP!!
Hyuuga Neji
Neji: Gai, you inspire me so.
Neji (To Hinata): Okay. You win. :D
Neji: Tenten, would you braid my hair?
Neji: Okay, Lee. I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher.
Kankurou
Kankurou (To Gaara): That gourd must be REALLY heavy!
Kankurou (thinking to self): Jeez, I wonder how gay this make up makes me look?
Kankurou: OH, SAKURA!!
Kankurou: And the play begins. [/pun]
Orochimaru
Orochimaru: Oh, my goodness. My socks don't match.
Orochimaru: Kabuto. Chin up.
Orochimaru (To Naruto): You know, I feel as though we've met somewhere.
Orochimaru (To Kakashi): And you are...?
Orochimaru: I'm sorry, Jiraiya, Tsunade. Make me pretty and good again. :D
Tenten
Tenten (To Neji): Tee Hee. You're so cute.
Tenten: GIVE ME YOUR SOUL.
Tenten (To Sakura): Aw! I guess I kind of am a slut! :D
Tenten (Looking around frantically): I LOST MY SCROLLS!!
Nara Shikamaru
Shikamaru: AHAHAHAHAHAH!! WHAT?! CHOUJI'S DYING?! rofl
Shikamaru (pouts): I'm so stupid! :[
Shikamaru (To Ino): You know you like the fishnets. surprised
Shikamaru: LA LA LA LA LA.
Shikamaru: Carry Chouji on my back all the way to sunagakure (Sand Villiage)? No problem! *thumbs up*
Maito Gai
Gai (to Gaara): Kick Lee's a** for me, will ya? ;D
Gai: Wow, I have a big butt.
Gai (playing Janken): Kakashi, I'm going to say paper. So you say rock okay? :D
Temari
Temari: My brother, darling, can I get you something warm to drink?
Temari (To anyone): Wow, you're hella hot.
Temari (blushing): I figured fishnets would make you like me... Chouji...
Tsunade
Tsunade: OH! OH!! I WANNA BE THE HOKAGE!
Tsunade (To Shikamaru): I know what you're lookin' at. mad
Tsunade: Jiraiya, there's this intellectual part of you I never noticed. redface
Tsunade: NO PANTS!
Uchiha Itachi
Itachi (drunk): HE COULD BEAT ME... TOPS!!
Itachi: OKAY! WE'RE GOING TO PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE. I'M THE BOTTLE.
Itachi (To Kisame): What do you use to make your skin so soft? :D
Haruno Sakura
Sakura (To Naruto): You're so intelligent!
Sakura (holding bloody knife): Sasuke, I'm sorry but... Ino was in a terribly unfortunate accident...
Sakura: I GIVE UP! gonk
Akimichi Chouji
Chouji: Sexy no Jutsu!
Chouji: No, no. I'm too full.
Chouji: Man! I'm 137lbs?! Where's my yoga video?! gonk
Chouji: Can't touch this-- na na na na, na na, na na. surprised
Aburame Shino
Shino: WHEEEEEE!!
Shino (shaking arm vigorously): EWW!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!
Shino: I'm so short. :[
Shino: Kiba, I need a hug. <3
Shino: Hinata. You. Suck.
Yamanaka Ino
Ino: Oh, Chouji! You're so GRACEFUL!!
Ino: Boy, Sasuke sure is ugly.
Ino (Smelling Naruto's hair): When's the last time you bathed? eek
Ino (Yawns): What? Sasuke's here? Tell him I'm napping.
Jiraiya
Jiraiya: I've broken 5 pairs of sandals this week.
Jiraiya: Pssh. Women? Money? Gambling? No waaay. talk2hand
Jiraiya: I saw this dress at Macy's for real cheap...
Hyuuga Hinata
Hinata: Naruto! I think my boobs are getting bigger!
Hinata (Sobbing at Naruto): I don't like you anymore!
Hinata: LET'S GO ON A MISSION!!
Sarutobi Asuma
Asuma (Hands Cigarettes to Shikamaru): I'm quitting.
Asuma: Kurenai, are you losing weight?
Asuma: LAST ONE TO ITACHI'S PLACE IS A ROTTEN EGG!! 4laugh
Inuzuka Kiba
Kiba: You're so cool. :D
Kiba (To Lee): How do you make your hair do that?
Kiba: BAD DOG! You're supposed to pee ON him!
Kiba: Frisbeeeee... rofl
Other
Baki: You are infact the best student ever.
Iruka (sob): Naruto ate my cookie... ;-;
I GOT EVEN MORE BORED.
SO. HERE'S A FEW CONVOS.
Asuma: Hmmm... The results are clear. You are uber-smart. surprised
Shikamaru (blush): Oh? Me? No way...
Sakura: Sasuke-Kun! Wait!
Sasuke: What?
Sakura: You... have the worst wedgie. surprised
Sasuke: .............. cool
Naruto: OHYEA!
Shino: What?
Naruto: Your face!
Shino: .............. *pelvic thrusts* pirate
Neji: It's time... Hinata.
Hinata (blush): B-but... I'm... not ready!
Neji: I don't want to know what you were thinking.
Onikyodai #1: I'm stuck!
Onikyodai #2: In the puddle?
Onikyodai #1: Yes! My brother! Pull me out!
Onikyodai #2: Oy! They're coming!
Kakashi: I sense evil. :D
Naruto: I'm stuck! D:
Zabuza: Haku.
Haku: Zabuza.
Zabuza: No. I asked first.
Iruka: ...and that's how you make your ninja way.
Naruto: *raises hand*
Iruka: Yes?
Naruto: Could you repeat that a**-rape part? D:
Mmkay. I'm done. xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:34 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:53 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:36 pm
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Gai: Kakashi, I'm sorry let's start over and be friends.
Ino: Sakura you can have Sasuke
Kakashi: I like little boys *grins*
Chouji: Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Gaara: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gaaaay!
Naruto: Ramen! ewww! I want a salad
Neji: Why yes I am blind, I just use my hearing to get around
Jiraiya: Girl have cooties!!! *yuck* xp
Jiraiya: I'm to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts! ((O_O)) eek
Ino: I wish I had your pretty forehead Sakura
Sasuke: I love you, you love me, let's get together and hug kakashii. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too? *hugs everyone* ^_^
Everyone: eek sasuke is crazy!
Itachi: I love you sasuke
Itachi: ummm...I'm sorry I killed everyone, I really didn't mean it, I was just going through puberty. (( rofl ))
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