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 Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:47 am
eek OMG i had a job
Your dog is in love with ur cat
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:15 pm
...but you'll be able to sell the crossbreeds for lots of money.
Your car blew up in a freak accident
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:17 pm
Forgot to make the payment anyway
all ur teeth fell out
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:22 pm
Well, If I ever wanted Jello, now's the time to eat it!!
You acidentally sent a love letter to another person of the same gender, instead of your Girl/Boyfriend. Now the person you sent the letter to thinks you're a freak.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:27 pm
hmmm they maybe right ..so i guess i dont have a new penpal
u lost all the money u were saving
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:33 pm
Yeah, I get to have the fun I had before, and start saving again!
You're handing a paper into your professor/teacher, when all of a sudden your pants fall down. You're mortified, and in the hustle to get your pants back on, you knock over the professors coffee. Now you're embarrassed and mortified. Pants still at your ankles you rise real quickly and drop your 1000 word essay into the pool of coffee. The paper is now unsalvagable, and there are no late papers allowed under any circumstances. You pants are ant your feet, you spilt scolding coffee all over your legs, and now your going to fail the course. Have fun with that.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:39 pm
well i can always take the course next semester and man did u hear the whistles i must have very sexy legs
a 747 jet empties its toliets over ur house
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:43 pm
Ummm.. At least it masks the smell of the dead skunk....
They take your favorite show off the air forever, with no hope for reruns, and burn every tape.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:46 pm
well i guess i have more time to play here
u come home to find that ur computer has been taken by the police as part of a porn operation.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:50 pm
Uh... The bright side is that I have a little step brother to blame the results they find on. lol.
You come home, only to find the the door is locked. And you seem to have misplaced your key.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:59 pm
mmm i get to call that sexy lock smith again...
all ur electricity has been shut off
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:04 am
Now I get to be a real plumber! Er, electrician!
You blew your crush a kiss just as a member of the same sex passes by. They think you blew a kiss at them. Congratulations, you have your first stalker.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:38 am
well i will always have someone around to watch over me.
you have fallen into a pit
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:18 pm
Atleast there weren't any spikes in the bottom...And it wasn't bottomless. That'd just plain suck.
It's the weekend, your car is broken, your significant other is stuck at her house roughly an hour away. No one is capable of bringing you over there, your TV is broken, you've read all of your books, for some reason you are unable to connect to the internet, any friend in walking distance is not home...And it's so dark outside you can't make out your yard.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:31 pm
i seriously like walking around in the dark, it makes me feel bold and mythical like some fantasy figure.
howling coyotes have surrounded your house
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