Most fandom raped character

[mofoslotmachine]

EwYouNerd

Basically, no matter how intelligent you think you are, unless you state a canon law like "Sakura has pink hair", you cannot claim your opinion is fact.

Thank you for summing up my whole point in one sentence. evil Betch.  

[EwYouNerd]

mofoslotmachine

EwYouNerd

Basically, no matter how intelligent you think you are, unless you state a canon law like "Sakura has pink hair", you cannot claim your opinion is fact.

Thank you for summing up my whole point in one sentence. evil Betch.

domokun Yer velcum.  

[Captain Verd]

AND YONDAIME'S BONES WITH DANCE ON THEIR GRAVES SINGING "HOT BITCHEEES HOT BITCHEEEES"  

[EwYouNerd]

I think all of this guild wank/arguing comes from lack of new topics/excitement neutral so I'm going to make a list of new topics..and..consult..someone on it.

cool Boredom leads to horrible things.  

[Captain Verd]

OK walk it off.  

[EwYouNerd]

Captain Verd

OK walk it off.

...I only now just LOL'd at your Yondaime thing.

I think I need a shower right now sad my reactions are too slow this morning.  

[Captain Verd]

It's so clever it flies right over even my head *denial*  

[Syndactyly]

mofoslotmachine

It'd be like me saying... Kakashi is attracted to Sakura. It's fact. He wants to be in a relationship with her. You can't tell me that wouldn't make you pull a face, because how is that a fact? It's annoying when anyone does it.

No it isn't. Because it is EVIDENT that Shikamaru is straight. It can't be much more obvious unless he started drooling at some girl.

mofoslotmachine

I also contemplate things before I do them. I'm not a very spontaneous person - I always try to put thought into something before I do it, no matter how much I want it.

Doing things that require actual thought and masturbating to images fall on different places on the "things to do" continuum. One requires thought, the other one doesn't, and you're wasting your time trying to convince me that your obnoxious comeback was an ACTUAL contemplation of an ACTUAL action you planned on doing.  

[Syndactyly]

EwYouNerd

heart Hey hey hey. Has anyone actually done thorough research on human sexuality combining genetics, evolutionary psychology, neuropsychology, physiology, and biology? Has anyone taken into consideration the fact that the shinobi world is a completely different society, where homosocial bonds are probably encouraged? Where it's alright to expose children to murder at a young age, and teach young kunoichis that they'd have to use their beauty and body in the future in battle, therefore it's probably normal for them to be sexualized at a young age? Not saying it's right by our society's standards, but anyways.

My point is, any of them having homosexual relationships is theoretically plausible in that canonverse, unless a character shows overt heterosexuality (and even then)....likewise, it's very plausible for someone who appears very stereotypically (by western standards) gay to be attracted to women. In literary terms, it's 100% not really going to happen. But in literary terms, stupid s**t happens since Kishimoto sucks, and only a couple of people will probably hook up.

Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, and yes.

It is not nearly as plausible when there is evidence suggesting that they are heterosexual.  

[attila the fun]

It is evident that everyone is straight because this is a boy-comic.

That said, in canonland, one could make a character gay whilst keeping him within the confines of his personality and background and whatever else. The lack of really anything sexual (besides Jiraiya's porn and Tsunade's boobs, and that ******** sexy no jutsu thing) in the series would simply make it unlikely, given that none of the characters have expressed attraction to any other characters of any gender except Jiraiya, and no, I'm not counting pre-time-skip, because they were twelve.  

[Syndactyly]

Captain Verd

Shikalee

Except you're wrong. Your accusation is just as ridiculous as her pet peeve.
I am not jealous, in hating, or suspicious of Shikamaru FANS. I actually have very hearty discussions with them. We're all smiles, gabbing on about how awesome his ninjutsu is.
I hate fangirls. Period. Of any sort. They can love Shikamaru or Naruto or Sakura and I would hate them all the same. As far as weird quirks and personalities go, sure, she could take an honest emotion and "throw it in my face." But the difference is that she was being completely unreasonable, rendering her rather foolish. The things I feel are also somewhat foolish, but I am not unaware of them nor do I deny them. I cope, and I'm trying to change.

Alright fine, you caught me. Let me rephrase my arguement.

Shikalee: Mofo's pet peeve isn't any more ridiculous than your jealousy/hatred/suspicion of Shikamaru's other fangirls. I wouldn't go pointing fingers about weird quirks in personalities since you're in love with a comic book character and that could be thrown in your face at any time, unfortunately.

EWYOUNERD: UM UR WRONG BECAUSE I ROTE TEH MANGA >(

Depends on what you mean by "fangirl."

A fan is a fan. They can have a p***s, a kooch, or both, and they're still just a fan. The term "fangirl" typically indicates some sort of "romantic" or a great appetence towards that character. Typically I will dislike fangirls, unless they have an actual reason for their attachment. I have not met one. surprised Maybe someday I will but so far I've been s**t out of luck.
You've repeated yourself, and I said what needed to be said to that swift comeback of yours.  

[Syndactyly]

EwYouNerd

You cannot state something is fact about a character unless it has been exhibited.

Which it has. All evidence provided clearly suggests that he is straight.

It is not strange or ludicrous for me to say this. MOST people will agree with me, if not everyone. If you guys don't disagree with me, I don't see your point.

If you have a liable reason (provided it is back up with evidence) why he is gay, then you'd have a very valid point for calling me out on this.  

[Princess Dustbunny]

Yknow, there's a such thing as bisexuality. Just to say so biggrin  

[mofoslotmachine]

Shikalee

The term "fangirl" typically indicates some sort of "romantic" or a great appetence towards that character. Typically I will dislike fangirls, unless they have an actual reason for their attachment.

LOL.

Princess Dustbunny

Yknow, there's a such thing as bisexuality. Just to say so biggrin

Quoted for truth!

Basically, my argument is this: fictional characters don't have sexualities. Unless it's a part of the character (e.g. a homophobe, an out and proud lesbian, or something like that) it's given no thought because it usually doesn't matter. So it always makes me laugh when people are all "OMG THAT CHARACTER IS STRAIGHT HOW CAN YOU SEE THEM AS GAY" because I don't see why they care, or how they know. Do they think they need to defend a character's "honour"? Having gay fanfiction written about a character means nothing. I've read Pong slash. No one is safe. twisted

Shikalee, let me put it like this... I'm not arguing that Shikamaru is gay. I'm not arguing that ANYONE is gay. (Except Temari, but I won't push that point. domokun ) If you want to read Shikamaru as the straightest straight in Straighttown, idc. I'm just saying that your interpretation of that character is no more valid than anyone else's when it comes to subtext, so using words like "fact" makes me recoil a bit.

...So who wants ice cream?  

[Last Messiah]

sakura, poor poor sakura. crying